- Best Contributor
- Best Columnist
- Best Blogger
- Best Personality to Follow on Twitter
So don't vote for her. Don't read her blog. Don't follow her on Twitter. Don't even read her stuff on Creative Loafing. And for God's sake, don't stare at her boobs. That's just rude.
Instead, do all that stuff for ME (except I write for SB Nation Tampa Bay, not Creative Loafing, which is a fine, fine publication as well...and I kinda like it when you stare at my boobs).
Thank you again for your support, all of you good, decent, attractive and charming people.