Here's a handy Q and A with A's to answer all your Q's
Q: Is he a Democrat or a Republican?
A: I don't know, but I did find this photo of him...
|Pictured (L to R): Elephant statue and Joshua Santos|
Q: Who knows?
A: Who cares?
Q: In what county is he running?
A: Any of 'em. All of 'em. He's not actually on any ballots so you're going to need to write him in. J-O-S-H-U-A. S-A-N-T-O-S. Just vote for him. Wherever he gets elected, he'll show up to do the job of Tax Collector, which is collecting taxes.
Q: Is he qualified for this position?
A: Of course he is. Just look at him sitting behind this government desk, made of marble and wood.
|Pictured (L to R): Joshua Santos|
A: I don't know but look how much fun he's having. And isn't that what matters?
|Pictured (L to R): Joshua Santos, a cop, a black man, another cop.|
|Pictured (L to R): "The 'Tini Boys"|