tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post1930352058596601797..comments2023-12-25T01:11:07.457-05:00Comments on Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness: Hyperbole must die!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04886503955676399289noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post-49958998595323974872012-02-24T17:53:12.085-05:002012-02-24T17:53:12.085-05:00I think the best thing you can do for your cat is ...I think the best thing you can do for your cat is to take them to a restaurant that serves hot bread (like Outback or Carrabbas) and let them climb right up inside the loaf. I base that on how they enjoy laundry fresh from the dryer. I think this is also the worst thing you can do to those restaurants because I'm pretty sure that's a health code violation. <br />Also, Laura, you shouldn't bread your dog. Because that is silly.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04886503955676399289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post-51119002967259543452012-02-24T17:41:42.495-05:002012-02-24T17:41:42.495-05:00Ok Clark,just tried this with my dog,he looked sli...Ok Clark,just tried this with my dog,he looked slightly confused then ate the bread,am I bad?Lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post-22307035233404918122012-02-23T15:38:17.997-05:002012-02-23T15:38:17.997-05:00Toots, now I am seeing/hearing a bread-on-cats-hea...Toots, now I am seeing/hearing a bread-on-cats-heads based Superbowl commercial featuring Clint Eastwood. "It's halftime, America, go out there and put bread on your cat's head. And photograph it. It's the least you can do... For America."Garnet Lesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06781884159167516894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post-65880597649878986802012-02-23T11:44:05.287-05:002012-02-23T11:44:05.287-05:00What if people are going into stores and buying br...What if people are going into stores and buying bread expressly for the purpose of putting slices of it on their cats' heads? This fuels the economy, creates profits for the stores that sell bread, the manufacturers and distributers of bread and the farmers that grow the grains (and the other companies that make up the 99% of "bread" that isn't grain).<br /><br />People putting bread on cats' heads are job creators. Why do these self-righteous haters hate America?, is what I want to know.<br /><br />If you love America you will post this in your profile, if you can prove you're not a robot, that is.Toots McGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09159829180195311345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post-29857962980124599272012-02-22T23:08:11.512-05:002012-02-22T23:08:11.512-05:00This is kind of like seeing Jesus in potato chip. ...This is kind of like seeing Jesus in potato chip. But not really.Number Whispererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05148342055826061987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post-4592040204281567472012-02-22T10:54:51.241-05:002012-02-22T10:54:51.241-05:00I think that would be a great Land O' Lakes ad...I think that would be a great Land O' Lakes ad campaign - a cat with a piece of bread around its face and a big ol' pat of butter right on the nose. My cats would like that, lemme tell you. <br /><br />Now, since I clearly have time on my hands, I am going to buy a loaf of Wonder Bread and wake my cats up... they already know what's wrong with America, by the way. Not enough catnip to save them from crazy owners.Garnet Lesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06781884159167516894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29899699.post-9313032410244565662012-02-22T10:28:46.960-05:002012-02-22T10:28:46.960-05:00Great.
Now I want to butter that cat in the pict...Great. <br /><br />Now I want to butter that cat in the picture above.<br /><br />Does this make me wrong? In America?<br /><br />Or will it simply get me in trouble with the Land O'Lakes, Inc. people?Ruprechthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00877547409686157948noreply@blogger.com