Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Until I actually buy the stupid digital camera...

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...I will illustrate my entries with incredible, original artwork I create using my formidable MS Paint skyllz, as seen in the examples belo...
Wednesday, July 26, 2006

My my, where has the time gone?

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Would you look at the date? My goodness, it's July 26th! That means July is practically over and it's almost August already. I just ...
Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I may have to finally break down and buy a digital camera...

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This is a short list of things I have seen over the last couple of days but am unable to share with you because I don't own a digital ca...
Saturday, July 22, 2006

Welcome To Rupert's! (cb:2006)

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Howdy folks and welcome to Rupert's Real Pit Bar B Q. I'm Rupert, no relation, and I'll be takin' care of you folks tonight....
Friday, July 21, 2006

Friday: The Streak is over!!

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For the first time in three weeks, I was able to drive to work on a Friday without Jeeves (my 1991 Olds 98) having a major ($300 +) mechanic...
Thursday, July 20, 2006

One MAJOR pet peeve

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I hate it when people mangle the United States' national anthem, The Star Spangled Banner. Not as much out of patriotic devotion to my c...

Some minor pet peeves

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If the collective "YOU" would correct the following, I'd be much happier. So thanks. Stop reading and writing contractions tha...
Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Modern Problems

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I recently got my eyes checked and 'treated' myself to a pair of new glasses, black frames, fairly stylish, which is a little unusua...
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Monday, July 17, 2006

Blast Off!

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While driving around the other day, I noticed that one of Tampa's venerable landmarks, the spaceship-styled VIP penthouse on top of the ...
Tuesday, July 11, 2006

WOULDST THOU LIKE A CART M'LADY? (cb: 2006)

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Wouldst thou like a cart, m'lady? Pardon me, I don't mean to intrude. But I noticed you were on your way inside yon Kash N Karry wit...
Thursday, July 06, 2006

Time out for sports! (Carl Crawford)

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First of all, as someone who seeks nothing more than entertainment out of sports, I LOVE White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. There hasn't b...

White Trash Kitties

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In spite of my best efforts to set myself up in a nice home with a calm, soothing environment, I find myself living smack in the middle of a...
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

So much for getting rich

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It's been a week and no reply from Joy Josee. I guess you can add 'Nigerian Con Artist' to the long list of careers I will never...
Wednesday, June 28, 2006

I'm going to be rich! (part 1)

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Stay tuned as this develops... FROM: JOY JOSEE RUE 6 BP 01 COCODY ABIDJAN CI COTE D IVOIRE DEAREST ONE I KNOW THAT MY MESSAGE WILL COME TO Y...
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Thursday, June 22, 2006

BASEBALL IS NOT EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE (cb:2005)

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BASEBALL IS NOT EXACTLY ROCKET SCIENCE ** A short biography of DR. ROBERT H. GODDARD ** 1882; Born in Worcestor, MA. 1889; Pops up 3-0 pitch...
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Moving update

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Welcome to the inside of my head. You must be at least this neurotic to ride: (Pretty damn neurotic) You'll want to fasten that safety h...
Tuesday, June 20, 2006

World Cup referees: Arbiters of justice and honor (cb: 2006)

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You there, number 14 in the white shirt and navy blue shorts. You have committed an act of unsportsmanship and brought dishonor upon yoursel...
Monday, June 19, 2006

Further flea market observations

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This is the last I'll mention it but here's some more stuff from yesterday's adventure at the Oldsmar Flea Market: * There’s a s...
Sunday, June 18, 2006

Today at the flea market (part 2)

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These two transactions pretty much cleaned me out, with the exception of about 15 books. They’re all good books, but with the tables now loo...
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Today at the flea market (part 1)

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I am a packrat. I collect stuff (and of course, that means it has to be complete sets of stuff) and can’t throw anything away. I’m pretty pa...
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