Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Duh: The Bounty Hunter

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Do you have a TV show that you hate but you watch anyway? I'm not talking about a guilty pleasure like "The Brady Bunch" or ...
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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Dennis the Menace is gay!

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Well, he's still just a kid so not yet. I mean, he is already. You are what you are, from birth, what with your true nature being a part...
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Monday, August 28, 2006

Drafty

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I enjoy sports and enhancing the enjoyment of sports is my enjoyment of the fantasy sports. No doubt you've heard of this. It's now...
Tuesday, August 22, 2006

I am the King of the self checkout!

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There are not a lot of things I brag about being good at. And if you've read any of the entries in this blog, you know that's justi...
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Thursday, August 17, 2006

So I guess my oven is screwed

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If you ever come over to my place, I would be happy to serve you dinner. I like to cook for people and when it comes to some foods, I think ...
Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Went to the Bucs game last Friday...

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...and here's that report. By the time we navigated the re-routing of all major streets, which forced us to drive about three miles sout...
Friday, August 11, 2006

Get thee behind me, Satan (after you check your mirrors and signal properly, of course)

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This is 100% true: This morning on the way to work, I found myself stuck in traffic behind a car whose license plate said SATAN . This surpr...
Thursday, August 10, 2006

EXCLUSIVE! I have the legendary deleted scenes from Purple Rain!

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( EDITOR'S DISCLAIMER FROM CLARK: If you are a devoted Prince fan, you can just skip this part and go right to the good stuff. Go ahead...
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Who would win a fight between MacGyver and Dracula?

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Recently at work, a discussion came up about who would win a fight between MacGyver and Dracula because I brought it up by interrupting peo...
Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I must learn how to shop

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In many ways, I'm like Tarzan , or maybe Nell , the title character in that Jodie Foster movie; by all legal definitions an adult, yet u...

Goin' to the Bucs game this Friday

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I am not normally a fan of pre-season football games. In fact, I think they're probably the biggest single ripoff in professional sports...
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

This Little Piggy

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I was lacking an effective method of collecting spare pocket change so I bought a piggybank the other day...but not just any standard issue ...
Thursday, August 03, 2006

Lights out!

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I was sitting around here tonight doing whatever it is I do when I'm sitting around here at night while a pretty major thunderstorm was ...
Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Massage-O-Rama

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Where I work is a pretty cool place when it comes to management taking care of the rank and file. It's no Google but they do a nice job...
Monday, July 31, 2006

Until I actually buy the stupid digital camera...

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...I will illustrate my entries with incredible, original artwork I create using my formidable MS Paint skyllz, as seen in the examples belo...
Wednesday, July 26, 2006

My my, where has the time gone?

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Would you look at the date? My goodness, it's July 26th! That means July is practically over and it's almost August already. I just ...
Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I may have to finally break down and buy a digital camera...

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This is a short list of things I have seen over the last couple of days but am unable to share with you because I don't own a digital ca...
Saturday, July 22, 2006

Welcome To Rupert's! (cb:2006)

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Howdy folks and welcome to Rupert's Real Pit Bar B Q. I'm Rupert, no relation, and I'll be takin' care of you folks tonight....
Friday, July 21, 2006

Friday: The Streak is over!!

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For the first time in three weeks, I was able to drive to work on a Friday without Jeeves (my 1991 Olds 98) having a major ($300 +) mechanic...
Thursday, July 20, 2006

One MAJOR pet peeve

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I hate it when people mangle the United States' national anthem, The Star Spangled Banner. Not as much out of patriotic devotion to my c...