Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Stand Off In The Office

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Here's what happened: Billy has an iPod and a docking station, so he controls the music in the office, which most of the time is fine....
Sunday, April 29, 2007

Stop Big Media

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Public Hearing Date: Monday, April 30, 2007 Time: 4:00 p.m. -11:00 p.m. Location: Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center Louise Lykes Ferguson Hal...

I love this bar

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I had dinner and drinks tonight with K & R at Skipper's Smokehouse while watching The Bogus Pomp Low Budget Acoustic Orchestra . I...
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Friday, April 27, 2007

Dry Erase Board

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In a professional office environment, a dry erase board is an excellent tool to help keep you organized. Want to know what's written on ...
Thursday, April 26, 2007

Me Against The Mighty Beast

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When I first saw it come into view, most of it's hulking body was still beneath the surface of the oily water. It sat there, unblinkin...
Wednesday, April 25, 2007

A short conversation about nutrition

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"You shouldn't drink so much soda. Soda has zero nutritional value" "You're wrong. It's made from fruit like grap...

iHate My iPod

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The funniest (heh-heh) thing happened tonight. I had (giggle) plugged my iPod into my computer to upload some new media and when I came bac...
Sunday, April 22, 2007

Just when I think I'm sophisticated...

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...something comes along to remind me just what a big, dumb ham-and-egger I really am. Ten at the Top in Tampa Bay was selected to be part o...
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

I want to fight everyone in the world

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I firmly believe that the world deserves a completely undisputed champion fighter (me). For once and for all, we must be able to point to s...
Monday, April 16, 2007

Charlie horse!!!!

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Saturday night, I was climbing the stairs to my apartment when I suddenly felt the back of my right thigh bind up in a knot. I froze in plac...
Sunday, April 15, 2007

Ranking the ginormous banners of Tampa

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If you have something you want to advertise, a product or a service perhaps, a good way to do that is by hanging huge banners on your buildi...
Monday, April 09, 2007

Moonlight Chopper Serenade: All paranoids please report to the dance floor

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There has been a police helicopter flying around in my neighborhood, looking for something or someone, for the last 2 1/2 hours. Earlier it ...

A short conversation about sharing

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"Hey, I'm starving. Can I have some of these chips?" "No, those are mine and I don't have very many left." ...

Live to ride, ride to crash

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The girls and I celebrated Easter this evening with dinner at Rick's On The River . Rick's has, easily, without question, the most...
Saturday, April 07, 2007

Up on the roof - 5

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Well, one of the other folks spending the night up here just woke up and yakked on himself. The fact that he chose to stay here instead of ...

Up on the roof - 4

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A woman asked me if I was really going to spend the night up here and I said "yep". I told her I had been in the army so it was no...

Up on the roof - 3

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I forgot to remember that I'm not crazy about heights. We're on the 6th floor with a waist-high guard rail to keep us safe. We all h...

Up on the roof - 2

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Poor Thunderbug. There is no way anybody is going to let him sleep tonight. It's a big party up here and there are quite a few people ha...

Up on the roof - 1

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I am on the roof of the St. Pete Times Forum. In case you weren't aware, it's become a yearly tradition for Lightning mascot Thunder...
Friday, April 06, 2007

Coming soon: Something cool!

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Tonight, on this very site, I will be blogging from the top of a prominent Tampa landmark. Outdoors, against the elements, with the majesti...
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