Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Sex In The City pt. 2

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Square footage may vary, depending on a number of factors, such as temperature.

Sex In The City pt. 1

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Okay, if you say so...

You never know who you'll meet when you go out to eat

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Wednesday night, I had nothing to do and I didn't want to do nothing. So I sort of spontaneously decided to take myself out for dinner t...
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Big D: A good day

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“Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.” – Andy Van Slyke When you suffer from de...
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

A short conversation about coleslaw

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"Ugh!" "What's wrong?" "There's a...a bone in my coleslaw." "Gross." "No kidding. And a...
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Lodging options for those on a budget

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Welcome to St. Pete Beach! "Why yes, there IS an all-you-can-eat buffet!" "Just look for our sign!" Photos courtesy of ...
Monday, April 26, 2010

It's almost like falling in Like

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It's possible...not bloody likely...but possible that you haven't heard about the controversy taking place around a recently formed ...
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Friday, April 23, 2010

Blogging The Big D

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This week, I was formally diagnosed as being severely clinically depressed. In case your mental health glossary is not handy, that's the...
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Happy Urf Day

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It's Earth Day, everybody. One day when we're supposed to act like the planet is not our own personal litterbox . So am I allowed to...
Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The freaks come out at night

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At least at Pier 60 on Clearwater Beach, they do. Every night, two hours before and two hours after sunset, the pier becomes a cross betwee...
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I run with some talented people...

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These are photographs my friend Kelly took in downtown Tampa the other day. She didn't set out looking for art, just happened to find so...
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Monday, April 19, 2010

A rose by any other thorn, or however that goes

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My name is fairly uncommon. I used to have a problem with that and resented my parents for being clever at my expense. They said I'd gro...
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Friday, April 16, 2010

I'm a minister!

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Most ads that pop up online don't merit much attention other than to make you shake your head and say "why?" (for some reason...
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

If you can't take the heat...

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I saw this in my grocer's freezer section (just like in the commercials!) and three things jumped out at me: Mac(aroni...all the cool k...
Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Lights! Camera! Action!

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It's become apparent that my life is just so doggone interesting that chronicling it with mere words and still photography just isn'...
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Ask for it by name!

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I'm guessing it tastes like fruit. I'm going to take their word for it.
Monday, April 12, 2010

Postcards from the past

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Recently, my friend K scanned some photos for me. Among those were some postcards from the old House of David amusement park in my home tow...
Friday, April 09, 2010

The endorsement the president has been seeking...

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If you liked Cash For Clunkers, you're gonna love Ho's For Healthcare.
Thursday, April 08, 2010

It's not just baseball season...

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Yay! It's spring time! Baseball! Flowers! Exclamation points! But a residual from all this springtime activity that isn't quite so ...
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