Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Guest Blogger: Jordi Scrubbings

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Who's the cat with the 'fro? If you've seen him out and about around various events in the Tampa Bay area and pondered that ques...
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Guest Blogger: John Fontana

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Today's special guest blogger is the mysterious John Fontana (or Johnny Fonts as I like to call him). I said mysterious because I've...
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Monday, November 15, 2010

Guest Blogger: Catherine Durkin Robinson

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You read that right: my self-declared nemesis (in regard to winning awards from local independent, alternative, weekly news magazines for wh...
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Friday, November 12, 2010

Guest Blogger: Ellen Mueller

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Today's guest blogger is Ellen Mueller and I am thrilled as she is hands down my absolute favorite artist. She's a genius. In case y...
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Guest Blogger: Marissa Rapier

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Today's special guest blogger is Marissa Rapier, the pride of Kankakee, Illinois. I've enjoyed reading her blog " Marissology ...
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Monday, November 08, 2010

Guest Blogger: Jeff Hickmott

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 "Oh, yes and I guess you need a pic. It's me smooching with Kylie."  Today's guest blogger is Jeff Hickmott...
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Friday, November 05, 2010

Guest Blogger: Jessie Stehlik

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Jessie Stehlik is an artist specializing in photography (she did my headshots!) and graphic design. We almost went into business together be...
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Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Guest Blogger: Ruprecht

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For all I know, this is an actual photo I was first introduced to the mysterious Ruprecht (he only has one name like Prince and Madonna!)...
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Monday, November 01, 2010

Guest Blogger: Gail Worley

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Gail Worley, Rock Critic At Large is the author of The Worley Gig . She loves Alice Cooper (the band, not the guy), rock drummers, bacon and...
Sunday, October 31, 2010

A month off...sorta

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I am going to participate in National Novel Writing Month , or NaNoWriMo, which begins tomorrow, November 1st. What is NaNoWriMo? Well, here...
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Happy Halloween!

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Believe it or not, I have only ever written one actual "joke" in my whole life. I've trotted it out here before but it is as...
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Friday, October 29, 2010

Last minute Halloween help for parents who might be freaking out

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Fortunately for me, I don't have any effeminate characteristics, so I will be dressing as Lady Gaga. Again. http://www.youtube.com/wat...

The funniest fundraising pitch you'll see...until I get my Relay For Life campaign going again

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Man, I'd be so much funnier if I knew some celebrities. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTtMXZs2LA&feature=player_embedded
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Foreign Art Cinema Appreciation Corner

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As I've matured, one of the things I've learned is not to ridicule foreign cultures. I don't know their history. I am not famili...
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I approve this brilliant idea

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I like to think that I'm a marketing genius. Marketing is basically making people want stuff they don't need. That's easy. Human...
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Monday, October 25, 2010

Come and knock on our door...

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Something strikes me as odd about the whole Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill/Virginia Thomas thing that blew up last week... Why in the hell d...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Another self-imposed hiatus. Sorry.

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Right now, I am part of a group of people I despise: pet owners who can't honor their commitment (SPOILER ALERT: If you're somebody ...
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Monday, October 18, 2010

The The

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Does the message on this billboard appeal to you? Does it make you want to listen to that particular radio station? If so, that's fine, ...
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Saturday, October 16, 2010

I hope Tampa is part of America in December

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Only Prince can announce a concert tour and not tell anybody where and when.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Boo! (I mean that in a good way)

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 Get it? Scary + carrots? Haw haw!  I have long been an advocate of handing out vegetables on Halloween. There is nothing like the loo...
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