Friday, December 31, 2010

The Year In Review

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"That's some big, crazy, illuminated ball, fellas!" What a year, it's been, huh? Crazy! If I could sum it all up in jus...
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Sometimes, justice is dumb

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I'm a businessman and kind of a big deal so I have a lawyer on retainer. I retained his business card and will call him if and when I ev...
Friday, December 24, 2010

Buy the book: I'm a real, live author!

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24 hours from now, I will be spending yet another holiday toiling away at my meaningless "job", performing unimportant tasks on be...

I hope the sign company gave them a discount

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"Wow, this place looks great! Let's take a peak at the menu...hey, who turned out the lights?"
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Just one more thing we're going to have to explain some day

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Some day, in the not too distant future, young people are going to come to us and ask why anybody ever thought the whole "Don't Ask...
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Monday, December 20, 2010

Saving us from ourselves

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Boy, these automated video rental kiosks are fantastic, aren't they? This one is at my local Circle K, right down the street from my apa...
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Friday, December 17, 2010

Help me get my muffin (and fight cancer)

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I'm here today to appeal to your sense of justice and fair play and good ol' doing the right thing. I have been insulted, wronged, b...
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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Merry Christmas, from my "other side"

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Since starting with SB Nation Tampa Bay a few months ago (where I'm now a contributing editor, thank you, thank you very much), I'v...
Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Win Prizes! Fight Cancer! Be Fabulous!

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It's that time of year again; time to ramp up the annual Relay For Life shenanigans. For the fourth consecutive year, I will be particip...
Monday, December 13, 2010

A new holiday tradition

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I was thinking recently, what is this blog missing? What would make it better? What would enhance the overall entertainment experience for m...
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Friday, December 10, 2010

My commencement address to the acorns (aka "Nature's law students")

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Good afternoon, acorns. We are gathered here today, and there are so, so many of you gathered < pause for laughter >, to celebrate yo...
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Wednesday, December 08, 2010

This is one of my favorite things

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 Oh hi, Hammerin' Hank! As I am having a far less shitty holiday season than I had anticipated (projections based on results of las...
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Monday, December 06, 2010

Something for hunters to think about

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Interesting reaction. Mine, were I to ever find myself in a similar situation, which is highly unlikely, would be more like, well, somethin...
Friday, December 03, 2010

This happened, damn it

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A few weeks ago, my phone rang around 8:00 AM. On the other end was a woman I know (I'll refer to by the fake name of Susan), mostly fro...
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Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Welcome to Ridiculously Inconsistent Films!

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This is a short animated film I made, the first of many I plan on sharing with you here. I hope you enjoy it. It was created at xtranormal...
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Monday, November 29, 2010

Guest Blogger: Dusty Showers

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Today's guest blogger submission comes from one of the most unique individuals I know, my pal Dusty Showers. Dusty is the owner and oper...
Friday, November 26, 2010

Beware, Black Friday shopperssssss!

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If shopping is America's favorite participatory sport, and it so is, then today is the World Series, Super Bowl and Stanley Cup, all-in...
Thursday, November 25, 2010

An issue that threatens to tear this country apart!

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We're at a crossroads, people. Worse, we're in a standoff at that crossroads. Which way do we go? Who goes first? Who's right? W...
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy (Early) Thanksgiving

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I find myself sitting here on Thanksgiving eve with something tangible and timely for which to be thankful: the fantastic roster of talented...
Monday, November 22, 2010

Guest Blogger: Roxanne Wilder

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Today's guest blogger is Roxanne Wilder, Entertainment Reporter & Movie Critic for DisasterDateNight.com . And what is that exactly?...