Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, February 04, 2011

Foreign Art Cinema Appreciation Corner Part Deux

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When I think of fighting robots and world leaders in fighting  robot technology, I used to think of the good ol' USA first followed by J...
Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Romance rewind

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A common tactic used by marketers to sell something lame and tacky is to make it more appealing by attaching it, however tenuously, to a cur...
Monday, January 31, 2011

Tampa's biggest thing...

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...is the annual Gasparilla pirate invasion, which we just had this past Saturday. Many locals describe it as Tampa's Mardi Gras, althou...
Friday, January 28, 2011

The Party of the Year: The Aftermath

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It's all over now and our Drag Queen Bingo fundraiser, hosted by Team Daddy-O Alley Katz on behalf of Relay For Life and the American Ca...
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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tonight's the night!

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I've been talking about it for months now, but that ends now. The Party of the Year happens tonight and it's time to get down! I loo...
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Monday, January 24, 2011

Tune in tomorrow!

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Your radio, that is. You do have a radio, don't you? The tv without pictures? The computer without...anything cool? Surely you have one...
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Friday, January 21, 2011

Cleveland's jock

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Over the years, some pretty terrible things have happened in and to the city of Cleveland, Ohio: the Cuyahoga River catching on fire and a d...
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Party of the Year is almost here!

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One week from tonight, DRAG QUEEN BINGO at Hamburger Mary's in Ybor City to benefit The American Cancer Society Relay For Life's Te...
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Monday, January 17, 2011

Better marketing through dyslexia

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I drove past this sign the other day on my way to the mall. Sonny's restaurants are all over the place around here so you're liable ...
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Friday, January 14, 2011

A certain level of fame

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I haven't had fancy cable television for over a year now, having scaled back from the full-on deluxe line-up of 150+ channels (includin...
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Oh baby

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Sometimes the lady who works the drive-thru window at my local KenTacoHut calls me "baby". As in "Will that complete your or...
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Friday, January 07, 2011

A history lesson!

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I have become a big fan of our state park system in the last six months, which is easy to do because there's a lot to like about visitin...
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Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Political handouts

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Dick Greco is running for mayor of Tampa, an office he has held twice previously. He's already launched his campaign and yard signs are ...
Monday, January 03, 2011

First post of the year

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Hello everyone. How were your holidays? Great, I hope. I'd like to begin the new year by really taking steps to upgrade the quality of ...
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Friday, December 31, 2010

The Year In Review

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"That's some big, crazy, illuminated ball, fellas!" What a year, it's been, huh? Crazy! If I could sum it all up in jus...
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Sometimes, justice is dumb

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I'm a businessman and kind of a big deal so I have a lawyer on retainer. I retained his business card and will call him if and when I ev...
Friday, December 24, 2010

Buy the book: I'm a real, live author!

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24 hours from now, I will be spending yet another holiday toiling away at my meaningless "job", performing unimportant tasks on be...
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