Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Muffin update: party, one week from tonight

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Just a reminder... Muffinquest: The Finish Line Wednesday, April 13 · 7:00pm Location Tre Amici @ The Bunker 1907 N. 19th Street Tampa,...
Tuesday, April 05, 2011

You can learn some things in less than five minutes

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For example, Meat Loaf (the singer, not the entree*) is an asshole. Yeah, I know. It's reality tv, edited for effect, etc. But if you...

Muffin update: hacked off

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So my bank sent me an email yesterday that contained this lovely little tidbit of info: "...we have been informed...that an unauthori...
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Monday, April 04, 2011

Muffin update: bloody hell

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(WARNING: You might consider the following to be gross. I am not going into gory, graphic detail, but still; pretty gross) Yesterday (Sunda...
Sunday, April 03, 2011

Muffin update: the waiting is over

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 All the waiting room is a stage  Friday night, I participated in "The Waiting Room", a performance art installation by Ellen...
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Saturday, April 02, 2011

Muffinquest: saying goodbye to one mayor, hello to another

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Yesterday, on the same day that I became mayor of Tre Amici @ The Bunker in Ybor City on Foursquare ( yes I did !), Bob Buckhorn was sworn...
Friday, April 01, 2011

Muffin update: "A Bunker Story"

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Gather your loved ones, read them this story (written by renowned children's author and child Jessie Stehlik), pat them gently on the bo...
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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Muffinquest: a different voice

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I've been prattling on and on, day after day, about whatever it is I prattle on about every day, eventually ending up with some pitch to...
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Muffin update: bracket madness

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Stop fighting! We all love muffins! OVERRATED: Robot fight. UNDERRATED: Restaurant fight. Just kidding; a robot fight could never be an...
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Muffinquest: let me allay your fears

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"See if you can put a cap  in the shortstop's ass, Ethel" From TBO.com : "Stray bullets from property less than a mi...
Monday, March 28, 2011

Muffin update: a major announcement & you're invited!

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We're down to just about two weeks to go in this campaign. Will we make it or will we fall short? Well, we're going to find out...on...
Sunday, March 27, 2011

Muffin update: one does not subsist on muffins alone

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Smack in the middle of this ongoing quest for anti-cancer fundraising and eponymous baked goodery, I am participating in Ellen Mueller '...
Saturday, March 26, 2011

Muffin update: pop quiz

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This is a picture of the bus stop right outside of the H. Lee Moffitt Cancer Center which is located on the campus of the University of Sou...
Friday, March 25, 2011

Muffin update: ploobadoof

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  Yes. Exactly.   Like many men my age, a huge chunk of my adolescence was wasted reading Mad magazine (while turning up my nose at t...
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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Muffin update: let's take a break, shall we?

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I know I said I'd be flogging the blog daily in an effort to reach my goal of $1500 for the Temple Terrace Relay For Life in order to ha...
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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Muffin update: a visit to the Tre Amici lab

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Looks yummy! The other day, I snuck into Tre Amici @ The Bunker in Ybor City. Why snuck? Because it's the past tense of sneak and it ...
Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Muffin update: enter The Wood Guy

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Huh huh huh. Wood.  This here is my friend Kirk Moss, also known as The Wood Guy. Kirk is an award-winning artist who lives in the ...
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