Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, December 30, 2011

What's in the box???

Tomatoes are fruits. Pluto's not a planet. The ending of "Lost". Come on, Charlie Brown. Life is complicated enough as it i...

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

One stop shop

There is a neighborhood here in Tampa, just north and east of Ybor City, that seems to consist entirely of barber and beauty shops, church...

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sometimes, noble experiments pay off

Louis CK is one of my favorite comedians. Right now, he's more popular than ever, with a successful sitcom on FX ("Louie) and hav...

Friday, December 23, 2011

The Christmas Velcro Shoes

Very rarely do I grant requests from readers, mostly because very rarely do I receive any. But for the sake of making this bit work, I'v...

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Holiday week continues...in spite of me

So apparently, I'm on a mission to ruin Christmas for everyone. Since Sunday, I've no-showed at two of the three holdiay gatherings ...

Monday, December 19, 2011

Happy holiday week!

Are you insane yet? If so, I hope you're having fun. Because we're in the home stretch of the holidays and when it's over, guess...

Friday, December 16, 2011

Sign O' The Times

This is what my apartment complex looked like Wednesday morning: What happened? Zombie apocolypse? Smallpox outbreak? Holiday vacation...

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Sharing the love!

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Monday, December 12, 2011

The bachelor, his breakfast and the bigger meaning of it all

As you may or may not know, I am a single dude, currently sans companionette, due in large part to my general unlovable-ness. As such, I liv...

Friday, December 09, 2011

The two stories behind one picture

Story #1 (the short one) - The other day, Tuesday, November 29th, I was working one of my part-time jobs when I found these glasses on a co-...

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Extreme!

Normally, I'm not someone who's all that impressed with so-called "extreme sports", as you can tell by the snotty, hyphena...

Monday, December 05, 2011

This probably happened too

The video of Zach Wahls speaking in the Iowa Senate against a joint resolution that would ban gay marriage and civil unions in the state has...

Saturday, December 03, 2011

An extra point from a guest author

Monica Idziak is a traffic reporter for local Clear Channel radio stations. She submitted this before the end of the month but after I had f...

Friday, December 02, 2011

Door: Busted!!

Look how happy he is! Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a real human being and participate in activities that real human beings fin...

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Thanks, guest authors!

And so ends Guest Author Month. My thanks to all the participants for sharing their work and letting me basically goof off for a month: R...

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Guest Author: Tara Shrodes

Today's post (and the last for Guest Author Month) is from Tara Shrodes of Clique Clack.com, the online home of "TV Episode & M...

Monday, November 28, 2011

Guest Author: Mike Lortz

Our next writer is a stand-up comedian, so let's do a stand-up comedian-style intro, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, you might know ou...

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