Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Always read the fine print

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You know, as someone who sometimes eats the food served at 7-Eleven, it really doesn't give me a great sense of satisfaction that I g...
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Monday, February 27, 2012

D is for DETAIL

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The littlest things make all the difference sometimes. For instance, simply adding the letter D would change the first word on the sign fe...
Friday, February 24, 2012

"This is not a good project at all"

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I've been thinking lately about publishing a book, going the self-publishing route. There are all kinds of pros and cons around that, ...
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Hyperbole must die!

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There's an internet meme called " breading ". What is it? Well, I'm very glad you asked. Because what it is is tearing a s...
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Monday, February 20, 2012

Cool news for comedy fans on a budget!

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Q: What's cooler than when a noble experiment produces postive results? A: When those results signal the start of a movement. Check...
Friday, February 17, 2012

We could be heroes

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The great Rocky Bridges once asserted that there are three things an average man thinks he can do better than anyone else; run a hotel, bu...
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

I'm back...and with solid-gold backing!

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Trust us! Hello everyone. As you may be aware, I have been away from the keyboard for a while. It’s nice to be back. I hope everyone w...
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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Hiatus extended

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Looks like I need a little more time to deal with the stuff with which I am dealing. How much more time? I have no idea. Time is the inde...
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Friday, February 10, 2012

Revisiting Carol's Corner (part 3)

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(Note: I have been taking a brief hiatus to deal with a personal matter and plus I am was out of LOLZ anyway. So I've taken this opportu...
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Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Revisiting Carol's Corner (part 2)

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(Note: I am taking a brief hiatus to deal with a personal matter and plus I am currently out of LOLZ anyway. So I'm going to take this o...
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Monday, February 06, 2012

Revisiting Carol's Corner (part 1)

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(Note: I am taking a brief hiatus to deal with a personal matter and plus I am currently out of LOLZ anyway. So I'm going to take this o...
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Friday, February 03, 2012

The best bad show not on tv

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If you're a person who uses the internet (and if you aren't, one of us is doing something wrong as you shouldn't be able to read...
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Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Proof that there is something wrong with me

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meme /mēm/ Noun:  1.An element of a culture or behavior that may be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, esp. imitati...
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Monday, January 30, 2012

Hateny

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Jeff walks into a room where Michael is sitting. MICHAEL: Whoa, look at you! Why are you all dressed up? JEFF: I have a date tonight. ...
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Friday, January 27, 2012

Dealing with difficult questions for fun and profit

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Nobody ever said your existential crisis couldn't be entertaining to others.  
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Dicks can't drive

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It's no secret that Florida has some people that don't drive very well . But even if you're not good at something, you can still...
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Monday, January 23, 2012

Almost human

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"Squeeeeee!" I've come to the conclusion that the people in McDonald's commercials are too strange to be...people. Th...
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