Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I don't get Pinterest

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The other day, I was chastised about the sad state of my Pinterest account... "I just started following you on Pintrest. I have to ...
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Monday, May 28, 2012

Happy Memorial Day

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I have no idea what I'm doing today. Toiling thanklessly for a bad company managed by bad people at my previous job has rendered me in...
Friday, May 25, 2012

Still fighting for my right to party

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In my day (and I'm fully aware that starting a sentence with that phrase is a dead giveaway that what follows is likely to be some sor...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012

My latest genius idea

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I have made a concerted effort to stay away from the evil that is fast food, but there are still occasions, driven by time constraints or ...
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Monday, May 21, 2012

The gentleman from New Jersey

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Based on recent history, we should expect the upcoming election season to be even more mean and ugly and angry and just plain stupid than an...
Friday, May 18, 2012

Road Word-iors

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A friend of mine was involved in a road rage incident the other day. It was really just a verbal confrontation with no physical violence b...
Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Capped off

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Cappy's, a local (Tampa) pizza place, finds itself at the center of controversy after posting a sign in their restaurant that says thi...
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Monday, May 14, 2012

It's not easy being green. And huge.

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This is the cover of a men's fitness magazine currently on newsstands: And this is the typical cover of one of many women's fi...
Friday, May 11, 2012

Let me be perfectly clear...

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I made this joke Wednesday... "Yesterday, Amendment 1 passed and the Flyers were eliminated. Evil splits the doubleheader" ....
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Wednesday, May 09, 2012

The Amazing Spider-foot!

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This is the blog post that will FINALLY get Quentin Tarantino's attention! The other day, a co-corker got bit by a spider or someth...
Monday, May 07, 2012

RIP MCA

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"...it was the stupidest name we could come up with." - Adam 'King Ad Rock' Horovitz, on where the name 'Beastie Boy...
Friday, May 04, 2012

The quest for inspiration

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Inspiration for writers...well, any creative types, I would guess...comes in waves. There are times when having eight arms to write down al...
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Lesson learned: dig deeper

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My first job was as a busboy at the restaurant of the Ramada Inn in Benton Harbor, Michigan. My parents lied about my age so I could start...
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Monday, April 30, 2012

Once in a Blue Moon

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Friends here in Florida will occasionally hear me mention a craving for Blue Moon ice cream. "What is that? A new brand?", they ...
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Friday, April 27, 2012

National "'Like' us on Facebook" Day!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012 If you've ever uttered the phrase "Have a nice day" to someone, chances are you didn't mean it....
Wednesday, April 25, 2012

What's in YOUR wallet?

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I'm a big fan of the personal organizer. They're binders with calendars, phone directories and other stuff you can use to keep your...
Monday, April 23, 2012

More sexism in advertising (local edition)

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You don't have to be a big, internationally known company like Belvedere Vodka to exploit women and sell your products. This billboard...
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Friday, April 20, 2012

Fish Will Walk!

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We as a society should take a second at some point to pat ourselves on the back for all the advances we've made in being sensitive a...
Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sexyism

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We've covered odd , inappropriate advertising here before. Apparently, it's a trend that isn't going away any time soon, as evi...
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Monday, April 16, 2012

Admitting the problem is the first step to recovery

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The other day, I saw a sign that made me wonder if I might have a problem... You know, I'd never thought about it before but could ...
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