Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Another grumpy old white guy ranting about what happened yesterday...but probably not what you expect

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Yesterday, shortly after it was announced (well, correctly announced ) that the United States Supreme Court had upheld President Obama's...
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Louie is at it again

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About six months ago, comedian/writer/producer/actor Louis C.K. struck a blow on behalf of artists and consumers when he released th...

Good (bye) morning.

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Hi there. If you're a regular reader (thank you!), you may have noticed that I typically publish on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays be...
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Monday, June 25, 2012

Complaints ain't what they used to be

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As people, we love to complain, even though it doesn't seem like we're as good at it as we used to be. And by that I mean the thi...
Friday, June 22, 2012

A reason to celebrate

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Last Sunday, Fathers Day, I treated myself to dinner at a small local restaurant I enjoy. I don't have a dad and I'm not a dad (if...
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Desperate pluggery

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At the risk of making everyone sick of me by talking about me and what I'm doing (like it's soooo interesting), today I'm goin...
Monday, June 18, 2012

As promised, new music!

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Ronny Elliott is wrapping up his new album "I've Been Meaning To Write" and it should be available soon. Here's a link to...
Friday, June 15, 2012

Why I'm probably doomed to be single

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This is an example of what you're going to find at OKCupid Enemies , a Tumblr site that highlights some of the most...interesting...p...
Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Fresh and clean, angry and mean

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Life isn't just  golf and all-star recording sessions , you know. The other night, I had to do my laundry, at a laundromat. As far ...
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Monday, June 11, 2012

Golf with your friends!

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 My view, for most of the afternoon  "Golf is a good walk spoiled" - Somebody, a long time ago (but probably not Mark Twain...
Friday, June 08, 2012

Outhouse to the penthouse: Where I was eight years ago last night

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(I think it's safe to tell this story in public now. At least I hope so.) Eight years ago last night (June 7, 2004), the Tampa Bay L...
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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

I don't Like that

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Recently, a co-worker who happens to be an aspiring writer used my computer. I found out when I visited Facebook and found out that I had ...
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Monday, June 04, 2012

The RAWR of the crowd

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I love sports action photos. The images captured are often incredible but what I find really entertaining are the reactions of spectators w...
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Friday, June 01, 2012

If I started a bucket list right now, it would already be half finished

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As much as I complain about it, I actually have a pretty cool life. I get to do some cool stuff, anyway. Because of some weird, mystic com...
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I don't get Pinterest

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The other day, I was chastised about the sad state of my Pinterest account... "I just started following you on Pintrest. I have to ...
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Monday, May 28, 2012

Happy Memorial Day

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I have no idea what I'm doing today. Toiling thanklessly for a bad company managed by bad people at my previous job has rendered me in...
Friday, May 25, 2012

Still fighting for my right to party

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In my day (and I'm fully aware that starting a sentence with that phrase is a dead giveaway that what follows is likely to be some sor...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012

My latest genius idea

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I have made a concerted effort to stay away from the evil that is fast food, but there are still occasions, driven by time constraints or ...
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