Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Now, get to know one another

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As I mentioned on Monday, I've become disillusioned with the political process. Disillusion leads to cynicism and I find myself very c...
Thursday, August 30, 2012

Get to know A Self-Described Conservative At Odds With The So-Called Tea Party

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Our S.D.C.A.O.W.T.S.C.T.P's name is Sean Henry. He is 44 years old and says his job is to "sell some tickets and a few hot dogs...
Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Get to know A Conservative

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Our Conservative's name is Cory Miller. He is 41 years old and is a Captain in the Air Force, stationed at Travis Air Force Base in Ca...
Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Get to know A Liberal

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Our Liberal's name is Nancy Pacini and she lives in Brandon, Florida. She is 56 years old and works as a Permitting tech for Home Depo...
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Monday, August 27, 2012

Get to know The Others

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With the Republican National Convention taking place in Tampa this week, the political season is now officially up and running. Oh, hurr...
Sunday, August 26, 2012

Off the grid but still in yo' face

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 Hint: I will be here  Hi there. I just wanted to let you know I will be away this week (August 27 - September 3). The Republican N...
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Friday, August 24, 2012

Uncle Mortimer's Whiz-Bang Follies!

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"Uncle Mortimer's Whiz-Bang Follies!" was a radio program during the 1930s that taught children that all problems could be h...
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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Welcome to Tampa, where we seriously need to butch up

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The Tampa Bay area has been my home for over 20 years. It's not perfect by any means and there are a lot of cities where I'm sure ...
Monday, August 20, 2012

New music and a reason to party!

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A while back I mentioned my debut as a recording artist , singing back-up vocals on Ronny Elliott's forthcoming new album. Well, this ...
Friday, August 17, 2012

The latest dumb thing I've been forced to do

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A couple of weeks ago, I went to Pass-A-Grille Beach in Pinellas County. Depending on which route you take to get there, you may have to pay...
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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

I'm lazy, but come on

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Hey, I have a question for you; when I rant about something do I come off like I think I'm better than other people? If so, I really don...
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Monday, August 13, 2012

Showbiz memories: Getting to meet my all-time celebrity crush

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When I worked at the Sun Dome at the University of South Florida, I had what I think was probably the coolest job in the building. I don...
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Friday, August 10, 2012

"What a stupid thing to suck at"

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Sometimes I do odd jobs and errands for a friend of mine. She wanted to thank me for some stuff I had taken care of for her recently so the...
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Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Mortality is a funny thing

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As I mentioned the other day, my high school reunion was this past weekend. I did not go, but not because of any misdirected bitterness t...
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