Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Deserving a second chance is not the same thing as being entitled to one

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Tuesday night, Adam Greenberg got his first official at-bat in a Major League Baseball game. Over seven years ago, he was struck in the h...
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Monday, October 01, 2012

What time is it?

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Hey, here's something that happened recently that illustrates how I'm really just not a very good person and also that I don't...
Friday, September 28, 2012

What a day that was

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"You know, nobody can make you have a bad day..." - Some dumbass People say this kind of thing all the time and they do so to ...
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

And a child shall lead me

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"I pooped in these. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" (Caption by Amber) The other day I had coffee with an old friend and her 7-year-ol...
Monday, September 24, 2012

A master moves on

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Mike Hurley, the Chief Projectionist at the historic Tampa Theatre passed away the other day after a long illness. I currently work part ...
Friday, September 21, 2012

Interview: Rebekah Pulley

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It's probably a subjective statement but it's not a stretch to say that Rebekah Pulley is the most celebrated, popular and talente...
Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Judging a book by its (back) cover

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In case I haven't mentioned previously that I'm writing a book, I am. The heavy lifting-est part of the whole thing, the writing, ...
Monday, September 17, 2012

Call somebody who cares

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Seen on a gas pump in Brandon... "But not TOO MUCH assistance. Good luck with that, wheelie."
Friday, September 14, 2012

"One of those"

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The other day, I was talking to some people about music. Specifically, we were talking about songs and performers that we used to hate tha...
Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Let's hug it out, bitches

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I have made a concerted attempt to keep this blog as close to non-partisan as possible, especially now, during election season, but some (...
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Monday, September 10, 2012

Sports talk radio leaves a lot to be desired

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I like sports and when I listen to the radio, I listen to a lot of sports talk radio. And boy, I sure do hate a lot of it. Specifically, I...
Friday, September 07, 2012

First class from now on

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 The seats in first class are wide enough to accommodate four or five anorexic raccoons like this one  My mini-vacation/escape from...
Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Get a head!

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As I mentioned last week, I wanted to avoid as much of the nonsense that was taking place here during the Republican National Convention , s...
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