Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, December 31, 2012

A final look at 2012

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This being the last day of the year, let's take just one more look back at the year that was 2012, shall we? Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm. ...
Friday, December 28, 2012

A visit to Clark's hockey card collection

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With the current "work stoppage" (the second one in eight years) that has resulted in no NHL games being played so far this season...
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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

It's a sausage party!

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Back for a limited time is Papa John's Five Sausage Pizza. Man, I love the sausage and that is a lot of sausage! (Why is everybody smirk...
Monday, December 24, 2012

Christmas is a time to celebrate the possibility that everything is possible

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Hey, here's a heartwarming Christmas story from my personal past... In third grade, our social studies teacher, Mrs. Reed, was t...
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Friday, December 21, 2012

Holiday Music Video Spectacular!

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Welcome to our annual Ridiculously Inconsistent Holiday Music Video Spectacular! With special guests Fishbone, John Travolta and Olivia Newt...
Wednesday, December 19, 2012

An interview with: Me.

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I've been a part of a team, a squad, a platoon, a company, a battallion, a band, a brigade, a division, a community and even a liaison...
Monday, December 17, 2012

Can we talk?

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Nice man, soothing voice but not an author of social commentary. Sorry. I like to think that on a very good day, what I do here holds s...
Friday, December 14, 2012

All along the water tower

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Who's to say that thing didn't need killin'? shoot·ing /ˈSHo-otiNG/Noun - The action or practice of shooting. spree/sprē/...
Wednesday, December 12, 2012

What could possibly go wrong?

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"The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) and its partners are launching the 2013 Python Challenge™ to enlist bo...
Monday, December 10, 2012

Fire drills are dumb

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"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." -- Mitch Hedberg Over the years, we as a society...
Friday, December 07, 2012

A short conversation in Woodbury, Georgia

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"Hi there! What can I do for you today?" "Hello. I'm looking for work. It's rough out there." "Hey, you...
Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Naming rights and wrongs

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"Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to." -- Gilda Radner I used to think Tampa dem...
Monday, December 03, 2012

Let's hear it for our guest authors!

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Well, November is over (if you're still eating Thanksgiving leftovers, I'm jealous but you should probably throw that stuff away at ...
Friday, November 30, 2012

Today's guest author: Keri Ramos

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Comedy isn't pretty. By most accounts, funny people like Chevy Chase and Peter Sellers are/were, at best, pricks when not dishing out...
Wednesday, November 28, 2012

A new low: An ad for an ad!

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Hi there. Have you checked out The Unbelievables , the sartorially spectacular adventures of me, Jeff Hickmott and Michael Noble yet? No? We...
Monday, November 26, 2012

Today's guest author: Mike Lortz

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Today's submission is from comedian Mike Lortz , a regular contributor to our Guest Author Months. Mike is currently overseas, perform...
Friday, November 23, 2012

A short conversation aboard the mothership orbiting Earth right this minute

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"Bxgzylrk, bring up the surveillance feed. I feel today would be a good day to invade but I want to see what the Earthlings are doing r...
Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy T-day, 2012!

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Happy Thanksgiving! We observe this special occassion of the one day a year when people willingly tune into Detroit Lions football on pur...
Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Today's guest author: John Fontana

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Depending on when you read this, the NHL work stoppage has resulted in me putting myself on a self-imposed "suspension" from Raw...
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