Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

A good day's work

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When it comes to work, I think the only thing better than enjoying your job itself is being proud of what your employer does that falls o...
Monday, June 03, 2013

At last; help is here for the (suddenly) wealthy!

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Saturday, I found myself in an all-too familiar situation: trapped in line at a so-called convenience store waiting for somebody to get th...
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Friday, May 31, 2013

My interview with Cate Colgan last week

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Recently, I had the privilege of doing a pre-recorded interview with Cate Colgan, who is one of the most genuinely kind and compassionate ...
Wednesday, May 29, 2013

"Hello, this is Mike..."

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I was at work on Saturday when a phone solicitor called, a gentleman with a heavy Indian accent. MIKE: Hello, this is Mike and I'm c...
Monday, May 27, 2013

It's the "thought" that counts.

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This is a conversation I had with a friend yesterday (Sunday)... . HER: Hey, I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for your milita...
Friday, May 24, 2013

Life...and lunch...in show biz

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Here's a little glimpse into what life is like in the glamorous and exciting world of the sports and entertainment industry... Freque...
Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Let's go shopping!

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As announced last week, I have a book for sale . In order to maximize $ales$, I need to make it available in as many places as possible. N...
Monday, May 20, 2013

What lurks beyond boring brick walls?

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"This is a church, there ain't no steeple. Open the door to the left if you wanna see naked people!" This is a building o...
Friday, May 17, 2013

A couple of better plans for dealing with Abercrombie and Fitch

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By now, you're probably familiar with what clothing manufacturer Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries said about his company'...
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

THE BOOK IS FINISHED!

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Finally, finally, finally! "A Ridiculously Inconsistent Treasury" is finished and available for sale! There's going to be...
Monday, May 13, 2013

The hero we deserve?

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 NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman says he is heading back to North Korea with hope of using his influence as a friend of leader Kim Jong-...
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Friday, May 10, 2013

Passing judgment on people for fun and profit!

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(A preemptive disclaimer: I'm sure I've mentioned this before but because of jobs I've done and other circumstances that have ab...
Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Special Mothers Day offer for you!

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 "We love you! Where's our food?"  It's almost Mothers Day and you know what that means: it's time for predator...
Monday, May 06, 2013

We need to talk

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We all engage in idle chit-chat, often every day, often several times a day. Nobody really wants to get involved in someone else's per...
Friday, May 03, 2013

Film Follies of 1915

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A co-worker recently expressed interest in seeing the entire list of the 100 greatest movies of all time as selected by the American Film I...
Wednesday, May 01, 2013

I think I'm losing my edge

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On my drive home the other day, I saw a group of kids on bikes waiting for a gap in traffic so they could cross the street. Between them a...
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Monday, April 29, 2013

Some YouTube video titles are misleading

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For instance, this one shouldn't be titled "WOW! Huge whale scared girl in kayak..." It should be titled "WOW! Proporti...
Friday, April 26, 2013

Craigslist: Still a hot mess (emphasis on "mess". And maybe "hot")

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A couple of weeks ago, I found myself with tickets I had purchased for an event I couldn't attend. I figured I could recoup the money I ...
Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Oh, K!

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Remember lunch hour when you were in school? You'd sit with your friends and crack jokes about classmates, teachers or current events an...
Monday, April 22, 2013

A few thoughts on the Boston bombings

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THOUGHT #1: In spite of my tendency to be pessimistic and somewhat paranoid, I generally don't believe that there is a shadowy cabal ...
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