Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Whom to hate THIS week (hint: it's Paula Deen)

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Not long ago, we took a look at the way modern hatred works: Someone does something mean/stupid/thoughtless Somebody on the internet fin...
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Thursday, June 27, 2013

No mo' DOMA, Mr. (and Mr.) Roboto

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Yesterday (Wednesday), the U.S. Supreme Court declared that gay couples married in states where it is legal must receive the same federal ...
Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Sunday was weird

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I've reached the age where I know I can expect things to go wrong, health-wise. Sure, really bad things can happen to young people and...
Monday, June 24, 2013

I heard that! Actually, you didn't

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Tampa Bay (well, Sarasota) is home of the infamous 1-800ASKGARY, the reviled accident lawyer referral service whose ads infest daytime and...
Friday, June 21, 2013

Wednesday, we partied

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Wow. What a night. Wednesday night, we celebrated the release of my first book, "A Ridiculously Inconsistent Treasury" . I didn...
Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Tonight, we party!

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Tonight is the big shindig to celebrate the release of the book. I invited more people than could come. In some cases, I knew there was no...
Monday, June 17, 2013

It's not Superman's fault if the new Superman movie sucks

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On one hand, I feel bad for critiquing a movie that I have no intention of watching. On the other hand, it's the movie itself that makes...
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Friday, June 14, 2013

Whom to hate this week

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 I have been waiting months for a reason to use a picture of this cat!  Like everything else, because of the internet, hatre...
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

I know this is tempting fate, but...

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The hotel where I used to work caught on fire the other day. $90,000 worth of damage was incurred and nobody was hurt, which is unfortunat...
Monday, June 10, 2013

It must be hard to be a tv news reporter sometimes

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It must be hard to be a tv news reporter sometimes. Imagine, you show up at the scene where some incident has taken place. You look aro...
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Friday, June 07, 2013

Take this weather with you

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Thursday, around noon. The red boxes are tornado warnings. When I made the decision to live in Florida instead of Michigan, I was led t...
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