Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, March 31, 2014

I'm not God

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Due to the inherent quirkiness that is a professional sports schedule, after not having a home game on a Monday all season, this past mont...
Friday, March 28, 2014

It's almost that time again

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March is almost over and unless I'm completely misinformed, April is up next. That means it's time to put another podcast together...
Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Nobody respects Amanda's stuff

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This is Amanda: Photo not available Actually, Amanda didn't want her picture taken. Amanda is an intern where I work. She is the pe...
Monday, March 24, 2014

Ray of lies

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The other day, I watched the Madonna documentary film "Truth or Dare". It was the first time I'd seen it since watching it ...
Friday, March 21, 2014

Jump on it!

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I've been working a lot lately, long days, very little time off. As a result, I'm tired. When I get tired, I get a little loopy. Whi...
Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Guess who's old(ish)!

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The other day, I got this in the mail: Gyah! The dreaded letter from AARP, which stands for "Act your Age. Really, People"! ...
Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy Whitest Holiday There Is

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Like everyone, I spent Saturday enjoying the twitter meme, #whitemenmarchprotestsigns . Pretty funny stuff. Imagine my horror when I real...
Friday, March 14, 2014

Why you should love Wes Anderson and his movies

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In case you didn't know, I work a few hours a month at the world renowned Tampa Theatre as a projectionist, a craft I learned under si...
Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Listen to me!

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I was on a show the other day, specifically the CCPT (which stands for Connect Community Puck Talk, in case you're worrying about gett...
Monday, March 10, 2014

Interview: Michael "Jordi Scrubbings" Lortz

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Have you ever been out and about and seen somebody running around in an Afro wig and thought, "what the hell is wrong with that kid...
Friday, March 07, 2014

The yogurt shuffle

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I'm not good at grocery shopping when it comes to making it an expedition where hundreds of dollars are spent and enough food is purch...
Wednesday, March 05, 2014

Lent, or something like it

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Last night, I had dinner with a friend of mine who is Catholic. ME: Hey, so you're Catholic, right? HER: (Sighs, rolls eyes, sets ...
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Monday, March 03, 2014

This is going to sound crazy...

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...but I think somebody is mowing my lawn. I moved in to the house back in September. At the time, the lawn was pretty shaggy, due to the h...
Friday, February 28, 2014

Dirty dining, an American tradition

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"Our metal tubs of steaming goo await you!" Few things speak to how wonderful America is in terms of having an abundance of va...
Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Let me sell your stuff!

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Blabbity blab blab blah! Hey business people or those of you who have something to sell, I'M LOOKING FOR YOU! Oh hey, there you are...
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Monday, February 24, 2014

I'm taking credit for this

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On Monday, December 30, 2013, I posted this blog entry: " How to fix the Bucs " Which contained this line: "We should pro...
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Friday, February 21, 2014

Storms are scarier than they used to be

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Things change when you get your own house. For starters, it's better. Don't let any of the negative things I'm about to type mak...
Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Interview: Spike "Spike on the Mic" Slater

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The podcast was so nice, we're doing it (at least) twice! That's right, once again we take a break from the keyboard and get behi...
Monday, February 17, 2014

Happy Presidents' Day!

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Welcome to Presidents' Day, or as it is officially known, Washington's Birthday, which was originally intended to celebrate George W...
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Friday, February 14, 2014

In other words, perfect

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He couldn't bear the thought of being one of those scorned, ridiculed and pitied for being alone on Valentine's Day. It was unfort...
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