Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Art assignment: completed

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Nolan Whyte is a co-contributor at Raw Charge , where we both write about Tampa Bay Lightning hockey. He also runs his own site where he li...
Monday, April 28, 2014

Hey dink

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This dink shows up at the Chicago White Sox game against the Tampa Bay Rays yesterday and proceeds to take his seat right behind home pla...
Friday, April 25, 2014

I survived Quadragesima (not the Police album)

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In my ongoing Chinese menu approach to spirituality ("Ooh, I like that! Gimme one of those. No, not that. Tried it, don't like it....
Thursday, April 24, 2014

Back to the grindstone

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Well, we were eliminated from the playoffs Tuesday night (Swept. In four lousy games. By Montreal. Ugh.) so I guess I'm back to bloggi...
Sunday, April 13, 2014

Blog hiatus update (blame hockey edition)

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The Tampa Bay Lightning clinched their slot in the NHL Playoffs and will open the first round at home against the Montreal Canadiens on Wedn...
Friday, April 11, 2014

Sorry folks, blog's closed (again)

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We'll be back soon. There's some internal and external maintenance that needs to be done. Soon as that's cleared up, we'll...
Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Awwwwwwwwwwkward

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"Naw bro, check it out. Like, I totally respect your tribe or whatever but this imbecilic, grinning, red-skinned, bug-eyed, feather-w...
Monday, April 07, 2014

All about camping

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It's podcast time again and on this edition (sponsored by the Baby Corn Growers Association of America), we cover a lot of manly grou...
Friday, April 04, 2014

Endangered species?

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My friend and former classmate Gayle thought of a fun way to celebrate her father's birthday: a card bombing. "Hey...I know a l...
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Wednesday, April 02, 2014

In other words, Screw you, Cadillac. And Ford, for that matter.

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Monday, March 31, 2014

I'm not God

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Due to the inherent quirkiness that is a professional sports schedule, after not having a home game on a Monday all season, this past mont...
Friday, March 28, 2014

It's almost that time again

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March is almost over and unless I'm completely misinformed, April is up next. That means it's time to put another podcast together...
Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Nobody respects Amanda's stuff

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This is Amanda: Photo not available Actually, Amanda didn't want her picture taken. Amanda is an intern where I work. She is the pe...
Monday, March 24, 2014

Ray of lies

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The other day, I watched the Madonna documentary film "Truth or Dare". It was the first time I'd seen it since watching it ...
Friday, March 21, 2014

Jump on it!

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I've been working a lot lately, long days, very little time off. As a result, I'm tired. When I get tired, I get a little loopy. Whi...
Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Guess who's old(ish)!

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The other day, I got this in the mail: Gyah! The dreaded letter from AARP, which stands for "Act your Age. Really, People"! ...
Monday, March 17, 2014

Happy Whitest Holiday There Is

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Like everyone, I spent Saturday enjoying the twitter meme, #whitemenmarchprotestsigns . Pretty funny stuff. Imagine my horror when I real...
Friday, March 14, 2014

Why you should love Wes Anderson and his movies

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In case you didn't know, I work a few hours a month at the world renowned Tampa Theatre as a projectionist, a craft I learned under si...
Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Listen to me!

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I was on a show the other day, specifically the CCPT (which stands for Connect Community Puck Talk, in case you're worrying about gett...
Monday, March 10, 2014

Interview: Michael "Jordi Scrubbings" Lortz

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Have you ever been out and about and seen somebody running around in an Afro wig and thought, "what the hell is wrong with that kid...
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