Monday, June 30, 2014

Mother Nature tried to steal my stuff!

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When I first moved into my house, I bought a wind chime at a local craft market to hang on my front porch. It's got a metal duck with ...
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Friday, June 27, 2014

Just another day down at the ol' plant

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"All right, boneless pork rectum inverters. Coffee break is over, let's get back to... hey, what the hell is going on here? You...
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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Smoothie madness!

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Recently (okay, almost a year ago), I mentioned plans to get myself a smoothie maker . At that time, I theorized that I would go nuts with...
Monday, June 23, 2014

The only thing worse than soccer fans is people who hate soccer

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I hate the people who hate these people I don't care for soccer. It's no big deal. I've made honest efforts to get into i...
Friday, June 20, 2014

Why do I blog?

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This being the week of my 8th anniversary of blogging, I've been all reflective and shit. Writers like to be reflective. It gives us a...
Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Eight friggin' years

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You know what happened in 2006? A Maryland judge struck down a state law banning same-sex marriage saying the measure violated a state ...
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Monday, June 16, 2014

I owe you

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We're two weeks into June and I haven't delivered a podcast since April. I know the title says "Ridiculously Inconsistent...
Friday, June 13, 2014

Problem: Solved!

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If you owned a boat that had the problem of constantly sinking and people were constantly drowning as a result, a way to deal with an annoya...
Wednesday, June 11, 2014

I'm not one to judge, but...

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"Hey, so, you used to go out with ______? What do you think of her?" "Oh, I don't know. She's fine." ...
Monday, June 09, 2014

Here's what I'm kind of bothered by right now.

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On the bright side, look how svelte I'm getting! Before I state my concern, let me give you a little background. When I was in the ...
Friday, June 06, 2014

Do they have to be JUST like this?

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I mean, the price is pretty good, but...
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Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Choose your word wisely

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Actor Jonah Hill got himself in some trouble this past weekend. Harrassed by photographers, he snapped and called one of them a faggot. H...
Monday, June 02, 2014

Not so fast, would-be Spike on the Mic Show attendee...

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Tonight's show is cancelled. I just found out. Cancelled on account of sometimes, life isn't fair. Sorry if this ruins your plans. S...

A plug in lieu of a post. Lucky, lucky you!

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Hey, how's it going? Everything all right? Did that thing with the... you know... did that whole deal turn out okay or... ?  Don't w...
Friday, May 30, 2014

The last donut

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That, my friends is a donut. It's covered in powdered sugar and filled with chocolate creme. There's no hole in the center but I a...
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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Finally! A new idea!

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I spend a lot of time complaining about stuff. Since there's a finite amount of stuff in the world, I spend a lot of time complaining ab...
Monday, May 26, 2014

That's not a truck. THIS is a truck

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When people find out that I was in the army, their first question (Well, first after "YOU were in the army?!?", all incredulous-li...
Friday, May 23, 2014

Of course there's a gift shop at the 9/11 Memorial Museum

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Let's be honest; the only thing that would have been more shocking and appalling than the new 9/11 Memorial Museum having a gift shop ...
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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Seeking assistance on a project

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Christina is a co-worker of mine and she is a big soccer fan. I am not a soccer fan. She is currently working on trying to complete a stic...
Monday, May 19, 2014

Think twice, speak once

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I used to be really bad about opening my mouth without thinking, watching helplessly as stupid words spewed out into the atmosphere to go fo...