Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part VII of VII)

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Thanksgiving, the holiday where we express gratitude for all the things we have in our life is followed immediately by Black Friday, the hol...
Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part VI of VII)

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Shopping is one of those things that usually qualifies as a necessary evil for me. I hate the mall . The mall is everything that is wrong w...
Monday, November 24, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part V of VII)

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Beep beep! Cars! As a good American, I love 'em, just like people in Italy and Germany and lots of other places do. Here are my favor...
Friday, November 21, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part IV of VII)

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Let's talk t-shirts. We love to wear t-shirts. Like no other garment, they help us draw attention to ourselves through the expression o...
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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part III of VII)

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As I mentioned on Monday , I haven't taken a vacation in a while. I don't have a really good reason for it either. I don't have ...
Monday, November 17, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part II of VII)

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Most people who work in an office decorate their work area with a collection of things that make them happy. Most, not all. There are employ...
Friday, November 14, 2014

Clark's Favorite Things 2014 (Part I of VII)

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You know which two people on this planet have a lot in common? Oprah Winfrey and me (nobody else). Oprah recently released her list of Fa...
Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Brooks family pride

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You know, I'm always proud and happy to be a member of the Brooks family. Who wouldn't be? I consider my dad to have been a pretty...
Monday, November 10, 2014

Confirmed: I'm doomed to be single

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Hey, remember the time when I wrote this ? You might. But you might not know that I actually signed up and joined OK Cupid. You know, strict...
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Friday, November 07, 2014

Oh shirt!

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As a writer and fan, few things bug me more than war metaphors applied to sports. Games are not battles. Athletes are not warriors. Simply b...
Wednesday, November 05, 2014

I voted... I think

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I'm generally not a fan of conspiracy theories. I mean, I certainly get the appeal. I'm sure it's lots of fun to hunt for a seri...
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