Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Fixing some holes

"Armed with a can of washable spray paint, an artist in Greater Manchester, England, has embarked on a worthy crusade: to rid the reg...

Monday, April 27, 2015

Listen live tonight: The Goat Cheese Challenge!

Last week on the Spike On The Mic Show, Spike revealed that he did not like goat cheese. Shortly thereafter, he also revealed that he has ne...

Friday, April 24, 2015

Busy today, here's a re-run... err, encore performance

Sorry, my hands are full and I'm unable to post new content for today. But here's a comic strip I ran back on December 2, 2009 . It ...

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

The hero takes a stand

About a week or so ago, I was leaving work and it was very late, around midnight. As I made my way to the parking garage, I could hear som...

Monday, April 20, 2015

Mea culpa

Last week, ESPN reporter Britt McHenry got herself in a whole lot of trouble by getting caught on video berating a woman and insulting her...

Friday, April 17, 2015

Sizzler '91

Back in 1991, folks didn't have the internet to generate bullshit, nor could they use it to call out some corporation on said bullshi...

Thursday, April 16, 2015

An explanation (if not apology) for anticipated unavailability

Hi there. Chances are that things are about to become more sporadic in terms of my availability, here and in real life. Why? Because this s...

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Steak and Taxes Day

Hi. I'm Clark Brooks. Writer, comedian and apathy enthusiast. I'm a busy man and I don't like to waste time. I love it! T...

Monday, April 13, 2015

Selective OCD

I almost never put my car keys in the same place twice when I come home, which often results is unnecessarily adventurous mornings the next...

Thursday, April 09, 2015

I don't always have a cubicle neighbor, but when I do, this happens

Capping a week where the discussion here has focused heavily on baked goods, today we're going to talk about sandwiches. Kind of. Most...

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

"For expert geopolitical analysis, we'll now turn to the comments under an Australian radio station's rainbow-cake recipe" or "For God's sake, never read the comments!"

Baked Goods Week continues, apparently, here at the Ridiculously Inconsistent purple blog, with the following delight, turned up by my goo...

Monday, April 06, 2015

Again, with the cake

I wrote this a few months ago, wondering why cake is what seems to be the thing that gets people all worked up about same sex marriage. Re...

Friday, April 03, 2015

And now, a gentle, comforting, chuckle-inducing joke in 53 parts from Mr. Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt is an actor and stand-up comedian of some renown. The following joke appeared on Mr. Oswalt's "Twitter" feed ...

Wednesday, April 01, 2015

TBT one day early and one day late

I live a long way away from Benton Harbor ( recently named fourth most dangerous city in the nation ) where I grew up, about 1200 miles, and...

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