Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, June 29, 2015

It's been nine (plus) years!

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These things happened in 2006, nine years ago: Twelve coal miners died in the Sago Mine Disaster near Buckhannon, West Virginia A sta...
Friday, June 26, 2015

Now, it's just Marriage

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So as you're probably aware by now, this happened earlier today... Supreme Court Affirms Constitutionality of Gay Marriage This me...
Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The summer jam of 2015 has arrived!

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Members of the groups Uncle Kracker, Better Than Ezra and Sugar Ray, bands that you have loved... well, maybe not loved ... bands that y...
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Monday, June 22, 2015

Customer reviews on the internet are completely over

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In 2010, my hero Prince was ridiculed for making the following decree: "The internet is completely over" He was speaking specif...
Friday, June 19, 2015

I'm back. And I have something to plug: a second chance!

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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who came and saw me do stand-up at Side Splitters back on May 17th and those who said th...
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

I'm back. And I need a vacation.

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The NHL playoffs are over, the right team didn't win (although we came very, very close) and my life can now return to a manageable leve...
Tuesday, June 16, 2015

2015 NHL Stanley Cup Final Game 6 recap: Lightning shut out 2-0 to end season

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Originally published at RawCharge.com on Monday, June 15th The Tampa Bay Lightning's incredible season comes to an end in Chicago w...
Monday, June 15, 2015

2015 Stanley Cup Final Game 5 recap: Bolts enter must-win territory after dropping 2-1 squeaker

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Originally published at RawCharge.com on Saturday, June 13th Yet another 2-1 decision in the 2015 Stanley Cup Final and a blooper reel g...
Tuesday, June 09, 2015

2015 Stanley Cup Final: What's REALLY going on with Ben Bishop? Our guess is as bad as yours.

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Originally published at RawCharge.com on Monday, June 8th Nobody outside of the Lightning locker room knows why Lightning goaltender Ben...
Monday, June 08, 2015

2015 Stanley Cup Final Game 2 recap: Lightning tie series with 4-3 win

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Originally published at RawCharge.com on Saturday, June 6th After fighting off an early case of deja vu (getting a 1-0 lead before findi...
Friday, June 05, 2015

Late-breaking, last minute gratuitous stand-up comedy plug!

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I didn't exactly lie about not having enough time to devote to anything but the Tampa Bay Lightning's quest to win a second Stanley...
Thursday, June 04, 2015

2015 Stanley Cup Final Game 1 recap: Blackhawks rally late to take opener

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Originally published at RawCharge.com on Wednesday, June 3rd The Tampa Bay Lightning tried and failed to nurse an early 1-0 lead as the...
Wednesday, June 03, 2015

CROSS POST FROM RAW CHARGE: Media Day in Tampa

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Originally published at RawCharge.com on Tuesday, June 2nd The hype and hoopla surrounding the 2015 Stanley Cup Final between the Tampa...
Monday, June 01, 2015

CROSS POST FROM RAW CHARGE: Embracing the non-traditionalness

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Originally published at RawCharge.com on Sunday, May 31st Tampa Bay is the quintessential non-traditional hockey market and the Lightnin...

WARNING: Partial hiatus imminent. Sorry, but GO LIGHTNING!

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Because this happened Friday... THIS is going to start happening on Wednesday... Yep, the Lightning will play for the Stanley Cu...
Saturday, May 30, 2015

LATE BREAKING STAND-UP COMEDY NEWS: I'll be here tonight

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My name isn't on the poster but thanks to an invitation from Bill Zapf, I'll be part of this show in Plant City tonight (Saturday)...
Friday, May 29, 2015

The show you may or may not have missed, depending mostly on if you were there or not

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On Sunday, May 17th, I performed stand-up comedy at Side Splitters here in Tampa (I may have mentioned that was going to happen once or ...
Saturday, May 23, 2015

Goodbye, Jack

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My cat Jack died this morning. As is almost always the case with "pets", he was more than that. He was a companion and a true...
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Friday, May 22, 2015

Fighting is dumb

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Last week I ranted and raved under the new heading of " Uncle Oldie McNostalgia's Fables of How Things Were Better Whan He Was A ...
Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Trolling for dollars

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President Barack Obama opened a Twitter account the other day. First, the bad news - He immediately received "welcome" messages ...
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