Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, November 30, 2015

Oh look. He's plugging another show. Again.

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Heck yes, I am! It's my first time being a featured performer and it's happening at one of my favorite venues, the always funky, ...

Clarketplace: Nature's Expression custom woodworking

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Kirk Moss operates Nature's Expression from his shop in Seminole Heights where he offers custom woodworking. Check these examples out: ...
Friday, November 27, 2015

There's no place like Clarketplace for the holidays

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Hi there! Are you looking for something different to give as gifts this holiday season? Something maybe created by not only a person's ...
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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Stuff yo'self

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This week over at " The Unbelievables ", my writing partners Jeff Hickmott and Michael Noble are sharing Thanksgiving side dish re...
Monday, November 23, 2015

Happy Adele-sgiving!

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I'll admit it. I got caught empty-handed (or rather, empty-headed) this morning. I'm going to give myself a pass because we're a...
Friday, November 20, 2015

My love affair with Kymatic Studios continues!

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"Kymatic Studios is a progressive and versatile space in the Warehouse Arts District. We are an art gallery, a workshop, a music venue ...
Wednesday, November 18, 2015

No shame

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Last Saturday, I watched as scores of people changed their Facebook profile pictures to blue, white and red in response to the attacks tha...
Monday, November 16, 2015

Hey, thanks!

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At the risk of coming off as unctuous or smarmy... With the state of current events being as crappy as it is (You guys are aware that the ...
Sunday, November 15, 2015

Tonight: Help prevent a car fire with your LOLZ

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The other night, Cam Bertrand, someone I'm proud to say is a fellow comic and a friend, competed in the " Florida's Funniest ...
Friday, November 13, 2015

Necessary advice for those who need it

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Take this as me talking to myself, unless you need a good talking-to (aka, a boot in the ass). Because we all do sometimes. I know I do. ...

A final plugola for Sunday's show

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Remember the time you saw that old lady fall down and you laughed and then felt bad, but then she jumped right up and told everyone she wa...
Thursday, November 12, 2015

Yes. the cup thing (among others) IS stupid

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"The War On Christmas" is easily the dumbest thing that doesn't exist that people desperately wish was real. Equally dumb but ...
Wednesday, November 11, 2015

A reminder about this upcoming Sunday...

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In case you forgot, almost forgot or tried so very hard to forget in order to heal and get on with your damaged life... NO SUCH LUCK, SU...
Monday, November 09, 2015

Customers (like me) and the huge corporations (like Bright House) that love (hate) them (me).

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I tried to use my phone Wednesday morning to access the internet and found myself having to log in to my account with Bright House, my cabl...
Friday, November 06, 2015

Save the date, save money, save yourself...with LOLZ!

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I just found out last night, my date for the second round of the stand-up comedy tournament at Side Splitters Comedy Club is... Sunday, No...
Wednesday, November 04, 2015

You're hostile? Me too. See how much we have in common?

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I came across this essay titled, "Dear Liberal…Here’s Why I’m So Hostile" by Jeremy N. Choate the other day (it's over two ye...
Monday, November 02, 2015

Halloween wrap-up

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I worked the "Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun" Halloween party this Saturday night, presented by my friend Renee Warmack and her compa...
Friday, October 30, 2015

Happy "It Gets Dark At 6" Season!

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Daylight Saving Time ends this weekend so as we do every year, we'll all be setting our clocks back one hour this Saturday night/ea...
Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Whom to hate THIS week (part 4): She Just Doesn't Get It edition

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It's happened again, just as it will continue to happen for now and ever more... Someone does something mean/stupid/thoughtless Som...
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