Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Friday, January 29, 2016

How I'm spending my birthday this year

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Yep, my birthday is coming up. Next Saturday as a matter of fact. And how am I spending my special day? I'm soooo glad you asked! I'...
Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The stupid is everywhere

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Sometimes, I, just like you and everybody else, have to deal with big groups of stupid people. Lots of 'em. So, so many. I try not t...
Monday, January 25, 2016

Dale Jones is coming to town!

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Starting Thursday night, I'll be hosting at Side Splitters, seven shows over four days, and the headliner will be Dale Jones! Check h...
Friday, January 22, 2016

Impending doom!

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"The last Piccadilly Cafeteria restaurant in the Tampa Bay area closed its doors permanently after dinner on Sunday, management conf...
Wednesday, January 20, 2016

I'm going home

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I've been invited by my high school in Benton Harbor, Michigan (that would be Benton Harbor High School) to come back and attend AND...
Monday, January 18, 2016

Grateful (to be among the) Eight

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Photo courtesy of PW Fenton Hey, looks like I won last night and am advancing to the next round of Side Splitters stand-up comedy tou...
Friday, January 15, 2016

Now what do I do?!?

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I happened to be present when a stand-up comedy novice asked a seasoned veteran about what kind of merchandise they should start selling at ...
Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Plugasaurus Rex says "Rawr!"

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Uh-oh. Here it comes... GYAH! Plugasaurus Rex! Don't move; maybe it won't see us! Oh no! Too late!! Hey Clark, what can...
Monday, January 11, 2016

A short conversation about solving a problem

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"You're really bothered, aren't you?" "Yeah, I really am." "Do you need a hug?" "A hug? Seriou...
Friday, January 08, 2016

Let's have F.U.N. next week!

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I'll be your host for FuckUp Night (or F.U.N. for those with delicate sensibilities) in Ybor next week. What is it? Well, here...
Wednesday, January 06, 2016

Hey, let's go to a comedy club!

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Guess what today is? It's my anniversary! Exactly one year ago today (as if you needed an illustration of what an anniversary is), I did...
Monday, January 04, 2016

Badly explained plots of all seven "Rocky" movies

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I love the character of Rocky Balboa. The original movie "Rocky" is still one of my all-time favorite films. Nearly 40 years after...
Sunday, January 03, 2016

We're back, and with brand new content...

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... tomorrow. No, not today. But tomorrow, oh boy!
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