Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Monday, February 29, 2016

The 29th Guy

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Middle-to-late January, 2016, in the conference room at a local TV station... GENERAL MANAGER:   Okay, I think that covers everyth...
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Friday, February 26, 2016

How to visit South Tampa!

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Maybe you've heard of the trendy restaurants. Maybe you want to see the pretty people. Maybe nobody was around to talk you out o...
Wednesday, February 24, 2016

My pals are a bunch of jerks

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One of the most surprising things I've learned since I started doing stand-up comedy is how generally supportive comics are of each ot...
Monday, February 22, 2016

Thank you!

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(Don't bother reading this if you saw what I posted on Facebook last night. It's basically the same thing. Or go ahead and read it i...
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Friday, February 19, 2016

One more plugola before Sunday night's show

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2015 Tampa Bay Comedy Tournament We began the tournament with 64 comedians.  Now we are down to the Elite 8!  Tonight's show will ha...
Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Violence is never the answer

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Don't bother clicking the arrow; there's no video here. But there is one below. Do you know what is the answer*? Coming to see...
Monday, February 15, 2016

On behalf of my pal Johnny Fonts and the fight against NF2

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John Fontana is the Editor-In-Chief over at Raw Charge , where I am employed as writer/columnist/slacker, which means he is my boss. More im...
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Friday, February 12, 2016

It's not paranoia if it's true

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There's no such thing as "off the record". There's no such thing as "behind the scenes". Someone is always ...
Wednesday, February 10, 2016

That was SOME halftime show!

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Not only did the Super Bowl, which is apparently an actual sentient being now, let Beyoncé tell everyone to hate the police but the same ha...
Monday, February 08, 2016

My review of the grand and glorious spectacle of Super Bowl 50

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I didn't watch it. Sorry. Please don't misinterpret this as "hating" (more about that later). Football's not my ...
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Friday, February 05, 2016

Tickets available NOW!

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Hi there! Two plugs in one day? Yep. It's double plug day. But this kind of qualifies as breaking news... Tickets for the next rou...

Once more unto the breach, dear friends

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Over the years, I've used this blog to chronicle my own personal efforts to fight cancer. I've tried to have some fun and hopefully ...
Thursday, February 04, 2016

Whoops! Rapers denied

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AN UPDATE REGARDING  YESTERDAY'S ENTRY : "I can no longer guarantee the safety or privacy of the men who want to attend on F...
Wednesday, February 03, 2016

An event I am NOT hyping

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(WARNING: Actual participants not nearly as adorable as those pictured) I know I've been using this space a lot to plug my comedy s...
Monday, February 01, 2016

And now, a special message...

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Thanks, from ALL of us... ...and we'll see you at Side Splitters on the 21st!
Friday, January 29, 2016

How I'm spending my birthday this year

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Yep, my birthday is coming up. Next Saturday as a matter of fact. And how am I spending my special day? I'm soooo glad you asked! I'...
Wednesday, January 27, 2016

The stupid is everywhere

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Sometimes, I, just like you and everybody else, have to deal with big groups of stupid people. Lots of 'em. So, so many. I try not t...
Monday, January 25, 2016

Dale Jones is coming to town!

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Starting Thursday night, I'll be hosting at Side Splitters, seven shows over four days, and the headliner will be Dale Jones! Check h...
Friday, January 22, 2016

Impending doom!

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"The last Piccadilly Cafeteria restaurant in the Tampa Bay area closed its doors permanently after dinner on Sunday, management conf...
Wednesday, January 20, 2016

I'm going home

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I've been invited by my high school in Benton Harbor, Michigan (that would be Benton Harbor High School) to come back and attend AND...
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