Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Change in plans: party in Pinellas tonight!

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Remember that time when I said I was gonna do nothin' on Saturday (today)? Well, I lied. For starters, I wrote this thing that you...
Wednesday, May 25, 2016

THIS poor bastard

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Another week, another my-life-behind-someone-else's-vehicle post. The other day I found myself looking at the back of this truck: I...
Monday, May 23, 2016

Busy, busy, busy week this week!

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Hi! How are you? I'm asking because I'm about to take the next few minutes telling you how I'm doing and it just seemed like ...
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Friday, May 20, 2016

Happy "Maria Bamford's new show 'Lady Dynamite' premieres on Netflix today!" Day!

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In honor of what I said in the headline above about Maria Bamford's new show "Lady Dynamite" premiering today on Netflix, an...
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Thursday, May 19, 2016

A few small but important details

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Everything you need to know is on this flyer... ...except the day, date and time, which is Saturday, May 21, 6:00PM
Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Processing the passing of Prince

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It's been a month since Prince died and it's still difficult to accept as reality. What's been a real surprise has been le...
Friday, May 13, 2016

Belly Laughs, next Saturday!

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Steve Miller, Clark Brooks, Kevin Taylor, and Victoria Yepes Saturday, May 21 6:00PM Side Splitters Comedy Club 12938 N. Dale ...
Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Happy National Receptionists Day!

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(NOTE: What follows below has nothing to do with receptionists. At my real job, I'm sort of a receptionist, but that's not my title...
Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Enough with the public shaming already

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Here are two things that folks believe: There are people in need who benefit from government assistance programs. There are people who ...
Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Clearing up all the confusion about tonight's event

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This happens soon. Really soon. Like, in just a few hours! Literally nones of you have been bombarding me with one burning question......
Monday, May 02, 2016

This week: Come see me, me, me and some other people and me!

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Howdy! Hey, this is a big week in comedy for me, isn't it? That was a rhetorical question because yes. Yes, it is. It starts T...
Friday, April 29, 2016

Tuesday's show: Fun facts about the comics!

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Next Tuesday, there will be a comedy show in Ybor City that will raise funds to benefit Relay for Life on behalf of the American Cancer Soci...
Wednesday, April 27, 2016

One more dummy for the road

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If you've ever worked a 15-hour day, you know that desperate feeling of just wanting to go home when it's finally over. Maybe eat a...
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Monday, April 25, 2016

LOLZ For A Cause!

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Hey, remember how we hate cancer ? Remember how we used to do all kinds of silly things in an effort to fight cancer ? Remember how I said ...
Thursday, April 21, 2016

Prince is gone

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I've written about Prince here before, lots of times, because I considered him something of a hero, at least to me. I'm not really...
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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

The Way of the Emerald

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I don't have, as the kids say, "game" with the ladies. I don't know why that is. I don't lack for confidence in most c...
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Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Never again, disco ball

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"An errant attempt to move a disco ball likely sparked the fire that broke out Wednesday night (April 6, 2016) at the Amphitheatre,...
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