Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

This thing with Colin Kaepernick

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"SANTA CLARA, Calif. -- San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has willingly immersed himself into controversy by refusing...
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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Quit crying, Tampa. Again. Still. Always.

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I wrote this two years ago prior to the 2012 Republican National Convention taking place in Tampa. Apparently, that message didn't l...
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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

You didn't vote for me, did you? Good!

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Voting for Creative Loafing's 2016 Best of the Bay awards ended yesterday. "Oh no! It's too late to vote for you!" ...
Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Trump, out of context

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Once again, Donald Trump has said something stupid, mean, ill-informed and stupid. Donald Trump says lots of stupid, mean, ill-informed and ...
Monday, August 08, 2016

Me, and the ungrateful children who don't appreciate me

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What's this? Another podcast already? Gee, it's only been 15 months since the last one . Yes, it's another podcast, smartass. ...
Thursday, August 04, 2016

Big League Shrew

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Devin Siebold (very funny comedian, come see him Friday night at 10:15 PM at Side Splitters  after you see me in the 8 PM show  ) posted thi...
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Wednesday, August 03, 2016

Why my 5 mile commute takes more than a half hour

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According to Google, which is currently a more reliable authority on everything in the whole world than any religion or government that has ...
Wednesday, July 27, 2016

A new business venture

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Recently, a friend celebrated a birthday and for the life of me, I couldn't figure out which she would enjoy more, a clown or a stripp...
Monday, July 25, 2016

Gotta Plug 'Em All!

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Where can we find Clark over the next few days? Let's make a game out of it! There he is! The featured act at Kymatic Studios i...
Thursday, July 21, 2016

This again? Yep. #CLBOTB

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Welcome to the one and only plug I'm doing for this year's Creative Loafing's "Best of the Bay Award" on behalf of mys...
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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Looks like I... made it?

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Sometimes I post jokes on Twitter. In doing so, I've always been aware that I was kind of casting them out into the world of public doma...
Wednesday, July 13, 2016

A brief comparison of argumentative styles, then vs now

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Things have changed. Whether for the better or not is open to individual interpretation. What can not be questioned is that things are diffe...
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Thursday, July 07, 2016

Please join me at this (FREE) show!

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On Wednesday, I saw this on Facebook: Of course I was interested so of course I commented. And then this happened: End result: I ro...
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