Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

(One of) My problem(s)

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This happened: I was buying some fruit at the grocery store, a little tub of melon and strawberries because sometimes, yes it's true...
Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Fixing Luke Cage

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Netflix recently released the show "Luke Cage", chronicling the adventures of the legendary Marvel super hero of the same name ...
Wednesday, September 28, 2016

The Ridiculously Inconsistent Endorsement

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If anybody ever asked me questions about politics, they might ask questions like these: "Clark, for whom are you voting?" ...
Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The new originality

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Things have changed. That happens over time. I understand. I get it. I'm okay with it. Kinda. I mean, I try to understand. I t...
Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Justice: Meh.

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Comedian Steve Miller does a very funny bit about reviews of national parks on Yelp. I was reminded of that the other day when I saw that ...
Friday, September 09, 2016

Still too soon... but just wait

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Sunday marks 15 years since the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. Here's how some are choosing to observe the occasion: Wa...
Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Plugnellas County!

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Hi, people who live in Belleair Beach, Belleair Bluffs, Clearwater, Dunedin, Gulfport, Indian Rocks Beach, Largo, Madeira Beach, Oldsmar, ...

I'm never going to play Mobile Strike

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I'm posting this because apparently my multiple refusals to click on all those ads that constantly pop up on my phone are not enough ...
Wednesday, August 31, 2016

This thing with Colin Kaepernick

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"SANTA CLARA, Calif. -- San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has willingly immersed himself into controversy by refusing...
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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Quit crying, Tampa. Again. Still. Always.

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I wrote this two years ago prior to the 2012 Republican National Convention taking place in Tampa. Apparently, that message didn't l...
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