Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

The year in suck

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2016 is going to go down in a lot of people's books as a terrible year. I guess that's a fair assessment if you base it on the many...
Wednesday, November 23, 2016

This happened: More fun with guns

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As a still-kinda-new comedian, I'm continuing to cross new experiences off the list. Sunday, I was able to draw a line through "s...
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Friday, November 18, 2016

How to Starbuck

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Apparently, it has suddenly become difficult for some people to get a beverage at Starbucks without having some self-induced bad customer...
Wednesday, November 16, 2016

A suggestion, for what it's worth

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Please pardon the inherent but unavoidable irony in the following... Considering how people are frustrated and feeling a need to express ...
Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Let the real madness begin

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The 2016 election, widely decried as The Biggest Shit Show In The History Of American Politics is finally over, and I did my civic duty by...
Thursday, November 03, 2016

It begins...tonight

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And continues through Sunday! Me, with other comedians, at Side Splitters Comedy Club! Headliner Gary Valentine with feature act JB ...
Wednesday, November 02, 2016

What a bountiful harvest of aggravation!

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If you're a recreational hater, someone who looks for things to be annoyed by just for fun, you must love autumn. I'm a comedian ,...
Tuesday, November 01, 2016

What are YOU doing this weekend?

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Watching football? Deciding for whom to vote? Enjoying the pleasant weather brought on by the onset of the autumn season, taking time to r...
Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Let's "Get To Know" each other again

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WARNING: No jokes ahead. Does that make this a 'serious' post? Not necessarily. Enlightening? Thought-provoking? Inspiring? I don...
Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Comedians hindering comedians

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I've written about my pal Cam Bertrand before . Cam is now officially an award winning comedian . I'm very happy for him and very...
Wednesday, October 12, 2016

(One of) My problem(s)

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This happened: I was buying some fruit at the grocery store, a little tub of melon and strawberries because sometimes, yes it's true...
Wednesday, October 05, 2016

Fixing Luke Cage

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Netflix recently released the show "Luke Cage", chronicling the adventures of the legendary Marvel super hero of the same name ...
Wednesday, September 28, 2016

The Ridiculously Inconsistent Endorsement

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If anybody ever asked me questions about politics, they might ask questions like these: "Clark, for whom are you voting?" ...
Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The new originality

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Things have changed. That happens over time. I understand. I get it. I'm okay with it. Kinda. I mean, I try to understand. I t...
Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Justice: Meh.

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Comedian Steve Miller does a very funny bit about reviews of national parks on Yelp. I was reminded of that the other day when I saw that ...
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