Ridiculously inconsistent trickle of consciousness

Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Welcome back to real life in the post-holiday world!

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Hey there! So how was your Christmas? Or the start of Hanukkah? Or the beginning of Kwanza? "Oh man, it was nuts. My family is craz...
Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Viva Ybor!

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Now that I spend a lot of time doing this stand-up comedy thing , I spend a lot of time in Ybor City. Because stand-up comedy happens...
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Monday, December 19, 2016

Just some suggestions...

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Hi. Let's take a look at your calendar, shall we? Here's you: "Oh shit, what am I gonna do for Christmas?!?" Here...
Wednesday, December 14, 2016

"Homesick" for the holidays

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I recently came across an ad for Homesick Candles . Pretty simple; they make candles with scents that represent certain areas, presumably fo...
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Wednesday, December 07, 2016

It's annual holiday extravaganza special time again!

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Once again, we're smack in the middle of the holiday season and once again, that means it's time to bring back your favorite immat...
Friday, December 02, 2016

Lend me your ear holes

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Tired of reading my nonsense? Listen to it instead! I will be on Rachel Rowan's "Afternoon Delight" show on WUSF radio (162...
Thursday, December 01, 2016

The standard for getting a town named after you has changed

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I'm performing at a show in Brooksville, Florida this weekend. Specifically, this show: Hey, Brooksville! My name is Brooks! Maybe I...
Wednesday, November 30, 2016

The year in suck

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2016 is going to go down in a lot of people's books as a terrible year. I guess that's a fair assessment if you base it on the many...
Wednesday, November 23, 2016

This happened: More fun with guns

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As a still-kinda-new comedian, I'm continuing to cross new experiences off the list. Sunday, I was able to draw a line through "s...
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Friday, November 18, 2016

How to Starbuck

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Apparently, it has suddenly become difficult for some people to get a beverage at Starbucks without having some self-induced bad customer...
Wednesday, November 16, 2016

A suggestion, for what it's worth

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Please pardon the inherent but unavoidable irony in the following... Considering how people are frustrated and feeling a need to express ...
Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Let the real madness begin

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The 2016 election, widely decried as The Biggest Shit Show In The History Of American Politics is finally over, and I did my civic duty by...
Thursday, November 03, 2016

It begins...tonight

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And continues through Sunday! Me, with other comedians, at Side Splitters Comedy Club! Headliner Gary Valentine with feature act JB ...
Wednesday, November 02, 2016

What a bountiful harvest of aggravation!

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If you're a recreational hater, someone who looks for things to be annoyed by just for fun, you must love autumn. I'm a comedian ,...
Tuesday, November 01, 2016

What are YOU doing this weekend?

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Watching football? Deciding for whom to vote? Enjoying the pleasant weather brought on by the onset of the autumn season, taking time to r...
Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Let's "Get To Know" each other again

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WARNING: No jokes ahead. Does that make this a 'serious' post? Not necessarily. Enlightening? Thought-provoking? Inspiring? I don...
Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Comedians hindering comedians

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I've written about my pal Cam Bertrand before . Cam is now officially an award winning comedian . I'm very happy for him and very...
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