Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Happy my birthday to you!

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In honor of my birthday in February, Side Splitters Comedy Club sent me an email offer for two free tickets to an upcoming show. How nic...
Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Thank you, Burger King!

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I don't know if I've ever mentioned this or not, but I'm pretty much completely off of fast food. I might not have, because I...
Thursday, January 19, 2017

Why I'm not performing at any of the Presidential Inauguration festivities

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Donald Trump will be officially sworn in as the 45th President of the United States tomorrow. Leading up to the ceremony and all the galas...
Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Let's Fix It!

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Welcome to Let's Fix It!, the show where you call in with something that's broken and we work together... to fix it! I'm you...
Friday, January 13, 2017

Plug 2 of 2 this week

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Here's something I'm doing in Ybor City this Saturday (tomorrow)... It's at Urban Phoenix Studios and it's a benefit p...
Thursday, January 12, 2017

Plug 1 of 2 this week

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Here's something I'm doing in Lakeland tonight: It's at the Pink Piano and I'm very excited about the name of the venue...
Wednesday, January 11, 2017

I have nothing for you today, except this video of a dog playing the trombone. Enjoy.

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Hi. I'm sick. Actually, I'm better. Thanks for asking. But I was sick, for, like, five days. As such, I haven't been writin...
Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Reactions and how to (mis)manage them

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The other day, I got this message via my web site: Name  (redacted) Email  (redacted)@gmail.com Subject  writers Message  Hi Clark, I’m...
Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Welcome back to real life in the post-holiday world!

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Hey there! So how was your Christmas? Or the start of Hanukkah? Or the beginning of Kwanza? "Oh man, it was nuts. My family is craz...
Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Viva Ybor!

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Now that I spend a lot of time doing this stand-up comedy thing , I spend a lot of time in Ybor City. Because stand-up comedy happens...
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Monday, December 19, 2016

Just some suggestions...

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Hi. Let's take a look at your calendar, shall we? Here's you: "Oh shit, what am I gonna do for Christmas?!?" Here...
Wednesday, December 14, 2016

"Homesick" for the holidays

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I recently came across an ad for Homesick Candles . Pretty simple; they make candles with scents that represent certain areas, presumably fo...
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Wednesday, December 07, 2016

It's annual holiday extravaganza special time again!

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Once again, we're smack in the middle of the holiday season and once again, that means it's time to bring back your favorite immat...
Friday, December 02, 2016

Lend me your ear holes

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Tired of reading my nonsense? Listen to it instead! I will be on Rachel Rowan's "Afternoon Delight" show on WUSF radio (162...
Thursday, December 01, 2016

The standard for getting a town named after you has changed

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I'm performing at a show in Brooksville, Florida this weekend. Specifically, this show: Hey, Brooksville! My name is Brooks! Maybe I...
Wednesday, November 30, 2016

The year in suck

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2016 is going to go down in a lot of people's books as a terrible year. I guess that's a fair assessment if you base it on the many...
Wednesday, November 23, 2016

This happened: More fun with guns

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As a still-kinda-new comedian, I'm continuing to cross new experiences off the list. Sunday, I was able to draw a line through "s...
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