Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Memes suck

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Memes suck for lots of reasons. The main being that most of them just aren't that clever or funny. That's literally a list ...
Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Do what Renee say!

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Hi there. My friend Renee Warmack recently wrote these very nice words about me on Facebook... "I firmly believe in encouraging ...
Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Ah, the rewards of a life in professional stand-up comedy!

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People often (and by "often", I mean "have never once felt the desire to ever") ask me, "Clark, what's the v...
Wednesday, March 15, 2017

The End is near

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I've mentioned here previously  how much I love Ellen Mueller (due in large part to the fact that she's a mad genius) and her ar...
Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Look at the size of that thing!

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The other night, I was at her house where we worked on re-vamping her web site. It was very late and as I was getting ready to leave, she as...
Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Lent-ish

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Today is the first day of Lent '17! "Lent (Latin: Quadragesima: Fortieth) is a solemn religious observance in the liturgic...
Monday, February 27, 2017

Bringing in the month of March, like a whole bunch of humorous lions

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Here's who's going to be part of the "Odd Wednesdays Late Nite Showcase" at the Tampa Improv this Wednesday (March 1): ...
Wednesday, February 22, 2017

My best birthday present

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I celebrated a birthday a couple weeks ago (Oh, thanks, that's very sweet of you to say something. That's not the point of the pos...
Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Whose side are really you on? And who's really on yours?

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This incident happened here in Tampa last week: "A lesbian couple leaving the Jimmie B. Keel Library on Monday night said they foun...
Wednesday, February 08, 2017

Memories: Not what they used to be

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We're all getting older. All of us! Even the young folks. Each and every one of us is older now than when we started reading this. Nat...
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Wednesday, February 01, 2017

The choices we make define who we are

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The other day, on his morning commute, a co-worker struck and killed a seagull with his car. "It was just standing in the road and ...
Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Happy my birthday to you!

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In honor of my birthday in February, Side Splitters Comedy Club sent me an email offer for two free tickets to an upcoming show. How nic...
Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Thank you, Burger King!

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I don't know if I've ever mentioned this or not, but I'm pretty much completely off of fast food. I might not have, because I...
Thursday, January 19, 2017

Why I'm not performing at any of the Presidential Inauguration festivities

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Donald Trump will be officially sworn in as the 45th President of the United States tomorrow. Leading up to the ceremony and all the galas...
Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Let's Fix It!

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Welcome to Let's Fix It!, the show where you call in with something that's broken and we work together... to fix it! I'm you...
Friday, January 13, 2017

Plug 2 of 2 this week

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Here's something I'm doing in Ybor City this Saturday (tomorrow)... It's at Urban Phoenix Studios and it's a benefit p...