Monday, June 12, 2017

You know what to do...or not do. Whatever.

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Look. It's time for this again... "It's that time of year again! We're gearing up for our annual Best Of The Bay issue...
Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Letters to Torianne

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I work with a guy named Jonathan. He has a twin sister named Torianne. Sometimes, when we talk about stuff, Jonathan will say something that...
Wednesday, May 31, 2017

It really is all about the LOLZ

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"What did you say to me, motherf...?" It's been more than two years since I started doing stand-up comedy and I've alr...
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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

I guess she would know

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Tomi Lahren in March, reacting to losing her job on the "The Blaze" TV show after making remarks claiming she was pro-choice... ...
Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Faith in humanity re-restored...unfortunately

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One night last week, I was feeling a little down about the state of humanity. It's something I go through from time to time and it se...
Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Let me show you something...

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I haven't plugged anything in a while. Hasn't that been nice and refreshing? It ends, here and now. I need to share with you the ...
Wednesday, May 10, 2017

The Akron Adventure

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A few weeks ago, my friend Jeremy Gloff brought an event taking place in Akron, Ohio, to my attention: "Let's go crazy: Prince tri...
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Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Possum paradigm

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Thank you for your service! Lately, for whatever reason, I've been coming across news and facts about possums (or Opossums, if you...
Friday, April 28, 2017

"Don't Let This Happen To You!"

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Have you ever seen a dolphin swimming freely in the wild and thought, "Man, fuck that fish"? I never have but maybe you...
Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Outrage, for recreational purposes

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She's going to pay for this If you think the general level of stress and anger is more highly elevated than it used to be, you...
Wednesday, April 19, 2017

A moral, ethical and religious dilemma

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I still have the truck I bought a few years ago and it still has this on it : As was the case then, it's not intended to be any kind ...
Wednesday, April 12, 2017

My new "Friend"

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Are you on Facebook? I am! Of course you are and so am I. Everybody is on Facebook! Do you wanna be "Friends"? Let's be ...
Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Read all about it

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Everybody has a self-indulgent lotto-winning fantasy, something totally stupid they would blow money on if they could suddenly afford to do ...
Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Memes suck

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Memes suck for lots of reasons. The main being that most of them just aren't that clever or funny. That's literally a list ...