Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
June 18, 2006: First Post
Hi there. Let me take the opportunity of this first post to go a little more in depth about me than what's covered in the profile. My name is Clark. I was born in 1964 in Benton Harbor, Michigan. If you've never heard of it, don't worry about it because if you had, it wouldn't be anything particularly nice. Now I live in Tampa, Florida where I have recently undergone some fairly dramatic personal changes in my career (about three months ago) and personal life (soon-to-be completely legally single, ongoing). I'm also selling my house and moving into an apartment (this Friday, June 23). I love to read and write and listen to music. I also enjoy sports, but not to the point where I'm a fanatic about it. I'm passionate and knowledgeable about the teams I care about but usually won't watch whatever game or sport is on. I hate being embarrassed and minivans. I like interesting people, and I believe that all people are interesting, but I hate people who think they are more interesting than they really are. I love women and don't care much for men; I would much rather go shopping at the mall with a group of women than sit around a sports bar eating chicken wings and drinking beer with a bunch of guys. If you don't know me, I am quiet and introverted but I am different around people I consider my friends, an admittedly small circle of people but to whom I am devoted beyond question. Okay, none of this is funny but I promised some exposition in the profile, so there it is. More on what's listed above will undoubtedly be revealed later.
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