"Hey, guess what happened to me the other day. I was doing laundry and found a $20 bill in a pants pocket! I love it when that happens, it's like, hey, free money!"
"Oh yeah! That's like this one time when I was going through my closet and found some old shrimp tails in the pocket of a pair of old jeans. One of them still had some meat in it! Sure, it would have been nice to find a tube sock filled with cocktail sauce, but still, hey, free shrimp!"
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