Am I on MySpace?

Because I've been asked, I will answer: Yes.
Go there if you feel you must, but trust me, there isn't much there. No music, no videos, no photos. Probably the only useful thing there is a link to back here. And if you're already looking to leave here, this is just going to trap you in an endless circular loop of self-perpetuating disappointment. Sorry, but I only signed up to get access to other people's pages which isn't as creepy as it sounds.
Ok, it is.
But I don't go there very often.
So anyway.