I am a artist!

Because sometimes I have to remind everyone that I'm like a combination of Rembrandt, Picasso and Keith Haring when it comes to MS paint...

How do you know when you need to tell Houston you have a problem? When even the moon is horrifed.

Yes, even the Premium Crispy Chicken Ranch BLT Sandwich!

What? This is an anorexic, druid hockey goalie, pitching in to help find a neighbor's pet. What did you think was happening here, sicko?

Apparently, race is a touchy issue in avian society too. Thanks, Chris!

I know what you're thinking: "Which one should I use for my desktop wallpaper and/or My Space page?!?". Obviously the answer is "All of them"! You're welcome.