Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ow.
Ow who?
Werewolves of London!
(I totally came up with this on my own and I have to admit, I'm pretty damn pleased with myself. Of course, it's only remotely funny if you have at least a passing familiarity with the music of Warren Zevon, but oh well.)
F A B U L O U S! I bow down to your knock knock greatness. Ha! I'm using it tomorrow. It'll be all over the midwest like mosquito infestation.
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