Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Friday, July 04, 2008
Happy 4th of July!
Hell, I don't know. How do you celebrate freedom and independence?
You're a grand old melon. You're a high-flyin' melon ,and forever in the pool may you stay. Your the emblem of, the day I love, the one where we eat and we play! (serious part) Every heart beats true for the Red, White and Blue, and for all whom have stood in harms way. But, should no aquaintance be forgotten, who wore the melon on Independence Day! B)
Hell, I don't know. How do you celebrate freedom and independence?
Shades of Willie Nelson (uncle Bob) and the Twisted Sisters at Christmas! Mom must be proud! I know I am!!!
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Thanks. it feels good to preserve family heritage. I'd also like to point out that there was absolutely no alcohol involved.
ReplyDeleteYou're a grand old melon. You're a high-flyin' melon ,and forever in the pool may you stay. Your the emblem of, the day I love, the one where we eat and we play! (serious part) Every heart beats true for the Red, White and Blue, and for all whom have stood in harms way. But, should no aquaintance be forgotten, who wore the melon on Independence Day! B)
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