Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Condescension never sounded so soothing
14-year-olds aren't allowed to have credit cards and morons shouldn't be. But if you think you deserve to be talked to like you're either or both, there's a credit card company that would like to have a word with you...
I feel like I've just been virtually patted on the head and had my cheek pinched by the people at Discover card. And called "dear". All at the same time.
PS: Guess what? You're the lucky recipient of a meme tag from me! Calm down -- I know how exciting this must be ;-)
I feel like I've just been virtually patted on the head and had my cheek pinched by the people at Discover card. And called "dear". All at the same time.
ReplyDeletePS: Guess what? You're the lucky recipient of a meme tag from me! Calm down -- I know how exciting this must be ;-)
http://middleagedsuburbandiva.blogspot.com/2008/08/tag-baby-youre-it.html