None of Asimov's Laws of Robotics covered furniture

Further proof that we (human beings) are another step closer to being rendered completely obsolete...

This is very, very bad news not only for the people who repair furniture but to those who break it. I wonder what the Ikeabots would have to say about this? Not that it matters. Because if they don't have an armor-plated futon that shoots meatballs, they're as screwed as the rest of us are.