A short conversation about going to the movies

"Hey, are you busy? Do you want to go see Pineapple Express tonight?"

"Why would I be interested in seeing that? I don't smoke pot. There's a whole wave of these movies by pot smokers for pot smokers that are all about smoking pot. I can't relate so I don't want to see any of them."

"Yeah, but you're not a vigilante crime fighter either and you've seen The Dark Knight four times already."

"True, but I am a flamboyant sociopath who might 'accidentally' overdose on sleeping pills some day."

"I keep trying to forget that."