Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it.
WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Mmm, pork soda!
Really? Whole pigs? Like, they still have all their hair, their limbs, their functional internal organs...their souls?!? Because if so, your store has a new regular customer, my friend.
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