Hi. My name is Clark and this is my blog. My intent is to entertain and I'd like this to be more than "Clark And What Pisses Him Off" (although there will definitely be some of that) so I'll be posting some short humorous fiction as well. I hope you like it. WARNING: Sometimes I will cuss. And I will also embellish facts (ie: lie) in the interest of making things funnier than they really are. Just so you know.
Friday, January 30, 2009
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Area merchants welcome Super Bowl tourists to The Big Guava!
Yep, it's the place you've heard of. Normally, this sign says "HOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD" which is not true; they don't actually live in there.
Clinton Portis of the Washington Redskins, aside from being a talented running back, has drawn acclaim for wearing costumes and appearing in public as various outlandish characters. Which means it's entirely possible that he will slip in and out of this appearance at Wal Mart completely unnoticed.
Here's your chance to break into show biz! Fair warning; your spot-on Jerry Lewis impression and ability to make balloon animals isn't the kind of talent the judges are going to be looking for. Well, actually, depending on just how creative you're willing to be with those balloon animals...
This former Bennigan's appears to have literally everything. I have no smart-ass comments. I'm sincerely impressed.
Finally, Tampa's Finest says hello at the city limits!
Gasparilla, anyone?
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