This is the vehicle that will come to the rescue if gigantic, crocodile-eating snakes invade the Temple Terrace Golf & Country Club.
Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-DAH! indeed!!
Monday, February 09, 2009
Sleep soundly, residents of Temple Terrace
In the alley, over by the curb, between a storage trailer and a dumpster and on the verge of being buried beneath dead leaves, the mighty Temple Terrace Police S.W.A.T. mobile unit stands ever vigilant...
This is the vehicle that will come to the rescue if gigantic, crocodile-eating snakes invade the Temple Terrace Golf & Country Club.
Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-DAH! indeed!!
This is the vehicle that will come to the rescue if gigantic, crocodile-eating snakes invade the Temple Terrace Golf & Country Club.
Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-DAH! indeed!!
That vehicle is designated for a very specific duty: to quell race riots at the Dairy Queen. Get it straight.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to worry about that, we're on it! I just hope that if those punks try something, it's on a Thursday. That's my day to have the bullet we all share.
ReplyDeleteMr. Mayor,
ReplyDeleteWhy does Dairy Queen get special consideration? What about protecting Temple Terrace's more upscale restaurants?
The mayor knows the shit is going to go down at Dairy Queen because the only thing we agree on with the cracker oppressors is that Blizzards are off da chain!
ReplyDeleteAnd that Whoppers suck.
ReplyDeleteThe humansss are dissstracted by thisss controversssey. Sssoon shall we ssstrike. The golf courssse will be oursss!
ReplyDeletePSSS: We are the sssize of a busss!
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