The neon lights are not that bright on THIS Broadway
If you drive through Ybor City on 7th Avenue and keep heading east, away from Tampa, you are going to see some weird stuff. Well, you will have already seen tons of weird stuff, having travelled right through the heart of a district populated by club kids, drag queens, artists, hipsters, tourists and poseurs. But eventually 7th Avenue becomes Broadway Avenue and you find different kinds of weird. While one thin dime won't even shine your shoes here either, similarities between this Broadway and the legendary Great White Way are few if any...
That is easily the strangest looking robot I have ever seen. Too creepy to look friendly and too goofy-looking to be menacing. Either way, I'm not sure what the message is here.
Admittedly, I am not among the foremost biblical scholars, but I'm reasonably sure that John 3:16 doesn't say, "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, for the benefit of whosoever might needeth snappy graphic imagery for advertising logos"
Okay, people we are taking this whole pirate fixation TOO FAR!!
If I were engaged in criminal activities and found myself stuck in jail as a result, I'm sure I would really, really want to get out. In which case I'd probably be really, really glad that this firm is in business. As it is, however...
Eliminate that pesky middleman!
Well, whatever they're calling themselves, you still know what you're in for...
If you drive through Ybor City on 7th Avenue and keep heading east, away from Tampa, you are going to see some weird stuff. Well, you will have already seen tons of weird stuff, having travelled right through the heart of a district populated by club kids, drag queens, artists, hipsters, tourists and poseurs. But eventually 7th Avenue becomes Broadway Avenue and you find different kinds of weird. While one thin dime won't even shine your shoes here either, similarities between this Broadway and the legendary Great White Way are few if any... 
That is easily the strangest looking robot I have ever seen. Too creepy to look friendly and too goofy-looking to be menacing. Either way, I'm not sure what the message is here.
Admittedly, I am not among the foremost biblical scholars, but I'm reasonably sure that John 3:16 doesn't say, "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, for the benefit of whosoever might needeth snappy graphic imagery for advertising logos"
Okay, people we are taking this whole pirate fixation TOO FAR!!
If I were engaged in criminal activities and found myself stuck in jail as a result, I'm sure I would really, really want to get out. In which case I'd probably be really, really glad that this firm is in business. As it is, however...
Eliminate that pesky middleman!
Well, whatever they're calling themselves, you still know what you're in for...
More importantly, *where* do they directly inject one with Florida? Is it like an enema? Oo! "Enema of the State!" Now *that's* funny. (like "Enemy of the State"...get it? Get it?! HA! heh. *ahem*)
ReplyDeleteThere's only certain places where it will fit...presumably.
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